ok so what y’all MUST understand before you read this: @fox-sleeping-minyard and I are absolute dumbasses (although like, 80% of this nonsense bullshit is my doing; she is mostly innocent). That being said:
So, Luther is a minister. Right? Is it called minister? Whatever.
So, I can imagine him travelling a lot for missions and shit, that’s how he met Nicky’s mom etc.
And maybe he went to the UK to meet up with, idfk, british church people? And he took his sister with him because he thought she needed some jesus in her life after, AND GET THIS, getting married and divorcing a guy in Vegas. A guy whose last name was Minyard. Tilda liked the name, so she kept it. She also kept the drug habit she picked up with the dude. Which is why Luther drags her along to England, hoping a little bit of good english air and culture will clear her head from sin.
So, anyways. They go to Stratford-upon-Avon.
While Luther visits, like, the Holy Trinity Church and meets other religious people, Tilda probably sneaks out, because, boy, we all know she was never a good girl.
She sneaks out, hoping to find 1. drugs 2. hot british boys.
So, for those of you who don’t know this: Ramsey actually comes from a pretty bad family. His father was an alcoholic who beat his wife and abused his children. So when him and Tilda meet in a bar, they have some common ground. Also, he used to have a pretty active athletic career so you just know he was a fit lad back then.
Well, I guess you can imagine what happens next. And when Luther and Tilda return home to the US, it takes a few weeks for Tilda to notice that she is, in fact, pregnant.
Of course she needs to tell her brother. But also, if she does, she’ll have to admit to sneaking out on their trip. So she lies and says she’s further along that she actually is and that it’s her former Vegas-husband’s child(ren).
And thus, two assholes with blond hair and a tendency for swearing are born.
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