Where In The World Is Character Ranboo

Let us find out together :)

[finding-ranboo]

WE ARE GOING TO FIND C!RANBOO

It has officially been longer since Ranboo lore than since Technoblade lore--for a while now. You might be wondering, "Where the hell is he?" Fortunately, we're Floral and Lythraceae and we're the enderfeds Ranboo Scholars. We're on the case, and we're here to share our findings! We'll be giving you (at least) twice daily updates as to that funky Enderboy's whereabouts, right on this here blog. These daily updates will be fake educated guesses to where he could be, but we'll make sure to share when he is actually spotted, too! Daily updates will be tagged with #observation Additional updates will be tagged with #break in the case Actual sightings will be tagged with #WE FOUND HIM Posts from mod Lythraceae "L" will be tagged #Ls book Posts from mod Floral "F" will be tagged #Fs book Our submissions and askbox are open, so you can share your findings and thoughts, as well. And let it be known. We will not rest until we have our hands on Ranboo. :)

[thesememesofyours]

You Are a Young Rhesus Monkey

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Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Good afternoon federal agents. I am once again running away.

[finding-ranboo]

GREETINGS, SATIRE ACCOUNT. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

WHAT IN THE JESUS H CHRIST—

[finding-ranboo]

You didn't have to make this hard, but here you are! F I GOT HIM I GOT HIM F LET'S GO

[sycophanticsheetghost]

[Ranboo is left stunned for a moment, the force of being smacked backward by the blunt end of Ls axe still thrumming through him as he finds himself being grabbed by the arm.

He doesn't thrash— not yet— not when half his brain still feels like it's been knocked halfway across the world and back. He wonders if he's still capable of getting a concussion, in this state.]

[finding-ranboo]

[F practically skips over and links Ranboo's free arm with her own] LET'S GO! IT'S TIME TO GO HOME AND GET YOU PATCHED UP! :D

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Good afternoon federal agents. I am once again running away.

[finding-ranboo]

GREETINGS, SATIRE ACCOUNT. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

WHAT IN THE JESUS H CHRIST—

[finding-ranboo]

You didn't have to make this hard, but here you are! F I GOT HIM I GOT HIM F LET'S GO

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

…

…

F. What is going on,

[sycophanticsheetghost]

We were just discussing a few things, y'know. Just chatting a bit about where things would go from here.

I’m really just… Surprised? I guess I’m surprised, in the best way someone can be surprised without feeling it— I’m just surprised you’re still confused as if I’m not just drawing two dots here and saying “Hey— look! Connect these for me please!”

We’re all vague and cagey when we want to be, I guess. Probably one of the biggest things we all have in common.

[finding-ranboo]

GHOSTBOO..?

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Does it need to be any more obvious? I am actually just wearing a sheet over my head! It’s just a sheet! There’s nothing else to what I am doing here!

Screw it. Screw it! I’m taking it off— Im—

[sycophanticsheetghost]

@finding-ranboo

[finding-ranboo]

It stands to reason that if they put you together the first time… I can’t think of anyone who would better do it again. I–

[it pauses mid-reach, looks back over at F]

We should return him to where he belongs as soon as possible. They won’t – the Beloathed would want to fix this.

[finding-ranboo]

[F stares at Ranboo, who has just scrambled out of her arms. At L’s words, F nods rapidly.]

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REVIVAL, BUT IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, THE BELOATHED CAN. WE NEED TO GET YOU HOME, URGENTLY.

[sycophanticsheetghost]

[Ranboos face shifts at this predictable yet still unwanted response. He seems alarmed, but not in a way that seems fearful— just in the sense someone would if they were just reacting subconsciously.

Like someone stubbing their toe, or brushing against a hot surface.]

I don't— you don’t understand, you aren’t seeing this thing all the way through. I died here. I died in this place, and I don’t know how far out I can even go from here until I just— well, stop being in whatever state I’m in right now between life and death— or Limbo— or whatever the hell you want to call it.

[They grimace a bit at the thought]

And who’s to say… who’s to say that if C tried to do something with me, it wouldn’t just make something— someone new in my body? Who’s to even say that it’d be me?

[finding-ranboo]

C is. [L has taken that last part as a genuine question.] If there’s a way to get you living again, he knows it, or can find it out :) You remember. …or maybe you don’t. Never my clearance…

Now come quietly like you said you would. It can’t hurt you to go home.

[finding-ranboo]

YOU WANT OUR HELP, RIGHT?

[F takes a step towards Ranboo cautiously. We don’t want him running away, now do we?]

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Good afternoon federal agents. I am once again running away.

[finding-ranboo]

GREETINGS, SATIRE ACCOUNT. :)

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

…

…

F. What is going on,

[sycophanticsheetghost]

We were just discussing a few things, y'know. Just chatting a bit about where things would go from here.

I’m really just… Surprised? I guess I’m surprised, in the best way someone can be surprised without feeling it— I’m just surprised you’re still confused as if I’m not just drawing two dots here and saying “Hey— look! Connect these for me please!”

We’re all vague and cagey when we want to be, I guess. Probably one of the biggest things we all have in common.

[finding-ranboo]

GHOSTBOO..?

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Does it need to be any more obvious? I am actually just wearing a sheet over my head! It’s just a sheet! There’s nothing else to what I am doing here!

Screw it. Screw it! I’m taking it off— Im—

[sycophanticsheetghost]

@finding-ranboo

[finding-ranboo]

It stands to reason that if they put you together the first time… I can’t think of anyone who would better do it again. I–

[it pauses mid-reach, looks back over at F]

We should return him to where he belongs as soon as possible. They won’t – the Beloathed would want to fix this.

[finding-ranboo]

[F stares at Ranboo, who has just scrambled out of her arms. At L’s words, F nods rapidly.]

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REVIVAL, BUT IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, THE BELOATHED CAN. WE NEED TO GET YOU HOME, URGENTLY.

[sycophanticsheetghost]

[Ranboos face shifts at this predictable yet still unwanted response. He seems alarmed, but not in a way that seems fearful— just in the sense someone would if they were just reacting subconsciously.

Like someone stubbing their toe, or brushing against a hot surface.]

I don't— you don’t understand, you aren’t seeing this thing all the way through. I died here. I died in this place, and I don’t know how far out I can even go from here until I just— well, stop being in whatever state I’m in right now between life and death— or Limbo— or whatever the hell you want to call it.

[They grimace a bit at the thought]

And who’s to say… who’s to say that if C tried to do something with me, it wouldn’t just make something— someone new in my body? Who’s to even say that it’d be me?

[finding-ranboo]

C is. [L has taken that last part as a genuine question.] If there's a way to get you living again, he knows it, or can find it out :) You remember. ...or maybe you don't. Never my clearance...

Now come quietly like you said you would. It can't hurt you to go home.

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

…

…

F. What is going on,

[sycophanticsheetghost]

We were just discussing a few things, y'know. Just chatting a bit about where things would go from here.

I’m really just… Surprised? I guess I’m surprised, in the best way someone can be surprised without feeling it— I’m just surprised you’re still confused as if I’m not just drawing two dots here and saying “Hey— look! Connect these for me please!”

We’re all vague and cagey when we want to be, I guess. Probably one of the biggest things we all have in common.

[finding-ranboo]

GHOSTBOO..?

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Does it need to be any more obvious? I am actually just wearing a sheet over my head! It’s just a sheet! There’s nothing else to what I am doing here!

Screw it. Screw it! I’m taking it off— Im—

[sycophanticsheetghost]

@finding-ranboo

[finding-ranboo]

It stands to reason that if they put you together the first time… I can’t think of anyone who would better do it again. I–

[it pauses mid-reach, looks back over at F]

We should return him to where he belongs as soon as possible. They won’t – the Beloathed would want to fix this.

[finding-ranboo]

[F stares at Ranboo, who has just scrambled out of her arms. At L’s words, F nods rapidly.]

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REVIVAL, BUT IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, THE BELOATHED CAN. WE NEED TO GET YOU HOME, URGENTLY.

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

…

…

F. What is going on,

[sycophanticsheetghost]

We were just discussing a few things, y'know. Just chatting a bit about where things would go from here.

I’m really just… Surprised? I guess I’m surprised, in the best way someone can be surprised without feeling it— I’m just surprised you’re still confused as if I’m not just drawing two dots here and saying “Hey— look! Connect these for me please!”

We’re all vague and cagey when we want to be, I guess. Probably one of the biggest things we all have in common.

[finding-ranboo]

GHOSTBOO..?

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Does it need to be any more obvious? I am actually just wearing a sheet over my head! It’s just a sheet! There’s nothing else to what I am doing here!

Screw it. Screw it! I’m taking it off— Im—

[sycophanticsheetghost]

@finding-ranboo

[finding-ranboo]

It stands to reason that if they put you together the first time... I can't think of anyone who would better do it again. I–

[it pauses mid-reach, looks back over at F]

We should return him to where he belongs as soon as possible. They won't – the Beloathed would want to fix this.

[finding-ranboo]

YOU FOUNDED HIM. BOOB RESTORED

F TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HIM THAT! BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

[F stares.]

YOU’RE– YOU– RANBOO????

[F lunges forward to grab ghostboo Ranboo in a tight embrace. A hug, even.]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FUCKING DECAYING! ARE YOU OK????

[finding-ranboo]

[L, who has been staring at F at more of a loss than before, takes its cue from F's relief and puts the axe away.]

Oh! You– oh, you ARE tricky! –we should get you home even more urgently, in that state...

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

[F stares.]

YOU'RE-- YOU-- RANBOO????

[F lunges forward to grab ghostboo Ranboo in a tight embrace. A hug, even.]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING DECAYING! ARE YOU OK????

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

…

…

F. What is going on,

[sycophanticsheetghost]

We were just discussing a few things, y'know. Just chatting a bit about where things would go from here.

I’m really just… Surprised? I guess I’m surprised, in the best way someone can be surprised without feeling it— I’m just surprised you’re still confused as if I’m not just drawing two dots here and saying “Hey— look! Connect these for me please!”

We’re all vague and cagey when we want to be, I guess. Probably one of the biggest things we all have in common.

[finding-ranboo]

GHOSTBOO..?

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

This is where it led. I’m quite sure. I

...

...

F. What is going on,

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[sycophanticsheetghost]

Wow. Really…? I was being elaborate here, and you’re still going to just sit here and think I’m just— that I’m just trying to trick you?

Am I not being obvious enough? Is this not clear?

I really don’t see the point of that axe right now. No matter what you expected here it wouldn’t have done anything at all.

[finding-ranboo]

WOAH-HEY-WHY ARE YOU HERE? WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING DOWN THE MESSAGE FROM RANBOO?

[finding-ranboo]

@sycophanticsheetghost Now, if you are trying to waste our time, I’ve got some very terrible news for you. :)

[finding-ranboo]

Oh, F! You’ve beat me to it! Now, careful for now, I’ve got the

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