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sunbutch

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

cryptic-crassulaceae

you really wont like the military then buddy

sunbutch

jokes on you, i already hate the military

pansyfemme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

suiheisen

i watch baseball for the side quests

dappergamelord

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

stuckinnet

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

warriornunnery

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

yokowan

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

randomthunk

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

warriornunnery

and some college baseball shenanigans

smoke-in-the-winds

Tbh I’m not really sure what Paul is on half the time. Hellenic-Judaism restructuring an Essene-adjacent martyr cult to serve as a vehicle for cultural synthesis, all told through the at time opaque drama of the early communities within the movement

raginrayguns

even when he's making theological statements, you get that feeling like when you log on to tumblr after a week off it, see some post, and know there was a whole discourse topic you missed but can't yet tell what it was

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

loveridden1999

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

nitewrighter

We talk a lot about "if you're sick stay home from work" but I feel like we also have a lot more control over "If you're sick stay away from that social function."

If you're sick, stay away from that social function.

If you're almost sick, and going to this social function is going to wear you out and probably push you over the line into actually sick, you should probably stay away from that social function and get some rest.

If your kids are sick, don't drag them to the function. Stay home. Put a funny movie on. We do not need to perpetuate this culture. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into Grandma's pneumonia just to keep up appearances. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into 20 other kids' colds just to participate in a craft at the library that you could easily replicate at home by googling for 2 seconds.

kurgy

wheres seasons greasons

kurgy

its that time of year again

theangriestlittleunicorn

It doesn’t have to be

kurgy

its not optional

queenofattolia

the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.