Next time someone asks you if Dan and Phil are dating you can just respond with “yes they’ve been together since 2009” instead of sending an essay back to them
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Next time someone asks you if Dan and Phil are dating you can just respond with “yes they’ve been together since 2009” instead of sending an essay back to them
dammit i was supposed to fix everything today
Honestly what’s up with the male writers (especially Japanese ones) force some kind of misoginistically horny sentences in dome out of place of the text?
Like im reading a book now and the author’s talking about it being a lazy day at work and the cafe owner’s daughter reading a sports magazine and the dude seriously wrote in here: “i wish i could peek at the naked girls of that magazine”.
And i just had to pause for a moment because… seriously, why. Just contain yourself. You were writing about some lazy cozy December day at the café and the vibe was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT but you just HAD TO include some unrelated, out of place comment about your horniness. Like, why. Just don’t.
We get it we also get horny, but when writing about something like that i wouldn’t include “oh i wish i could peek at some men butts but im unfortunately at work.”
Just thinking
I found peace on his words, does that make sense?
in the end it’s me and my secret private blog with no followers where i act like pete wentz on his livejournal circa 2005 against the world
modern day romance has nothing on whatever the fuck was going on on pete wentz's livejournal
October 2003
October 1, 2003
5:04 pm
“still making awkward look cool.”
hows this for overdramatic and anonymous: sometimes you need to be sung to sleep. but sometimes you know you can't ever go home to something again.
borrowed and blue, thinking of you.
October 5, 2003
7:01 pm
“real good friends, i bet i bet”
saw lots of things lately. shows. friends. i'd go into depth but i am too lazy. i am also tired of defending myself against rumours. so believe them if you want or don't, i understand i bring drama on myself. i understand i put my life under a microscope. i am trying to not let this get to me. sorry i am so bad at calling everybody back, sometimes its harder to not be homesick when you hear someones voice. love peter
October 14, 2003
12:17 pm
“you only hurt the ones you love”
read: i am having a good time with myself. the drama bites hard, and wood floors are harder. but this is the time of my life. thanks- see you soon. buy me halloween stuff and i will love you forever.
there is a world waiting for us to live in it.
October 24, 2003
12:11 am
“i think hell might have frozen over.”
my band just signed to Island/Defjam
October 30, 2003
11:28 am
“pretty boys for secret girls.”
so i have been staying up late nights lately. i sometimes want to move where nobody knows my name.
you wanna hold hands and makeout? i think that would make me feel better.
amazing new mexico sunset and lately I’ve been into fictional stories were almost exactly a month apart. What the fuck happened in those 28 days.
It’s always the shortest situationships that fuck you up the most
ecerytime I check Pete’s LiveJournal I take damage
holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer
One half of tumblr today:
The other half of tumblr today:
bruno marx i dont want to be a billionaire so fucking bad
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked my local iterator and he gave me the ability to understand his words and told me to kill myself
It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.
A petition to some tumblr blogs stop posting screenshots of posts from other social medias and bring back the original posting!!! Let other social media accs screenshot YOUR reblog.
I'm so glad you're happy!! (I hope you die)