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“that’s crazy we have that brother connection too!” “yeah!”

#( not so slim shady. )#( worst nightmare. )

“ yeah well ... you know what’s NOT cool? your .... MOMMA! ” yep. he just went there. CLEARLY he’s out of comebacks ... this’ll have to do.

#( open. )#indie rp #independent rp

dontcallmepepper

“Take it up with the director of the FBI,” She shrugged. “Trust me, you wont want this case.”

“If I had the time to take out of my day to run the test, I’d tell ya who was here first. But I don’t. Chao.”

findsupplier

“ what the FUCK does puppy chow have to do with anything right now?? ” he doesn’t have time for this foreign language shit!!!! “ yeah well -- maybe i DO want this case. you don’t know me!! ”

#( replies. )#dontcallmepepper #{ jenko's like best skill is hiS BICKERING ABILITY lol }

straightwhiteboyproblems

Straight White Boy Problem #943

one of my friends has been going through some rough shit asked me a couple weeks ago “what is the point of life? What’s the purpose?” i was kinda thrown off because I don’t deal with philosophy and I didn’t have an answer. after sitting on it for a couple weeks, I came to the conclusion that we go through life trying to find a purpose, trying to accomplish things, learning, but also trying to make an impact on other people ….. and then I ripped a loud fart and cracked open a gatorade

#( keys of coolness by jenko. )#{ im .. .a b s o lu te ly crying ..... this is jenko }

dontcallmepepper

“Hey, when there’s a kitten caught in a tree, I’ll call ya.” She smiled and walked past him and gave his shoulder a friendly pat.

findsupplier

“ uh-- NO. not cool!!! i was here first. my ... FOOT stepped into this crime scene first, so OBVIOUSLY i was here first. ” there’s no WAY he’s gonna take that. he’s already done kitten duty -- and that was so not badass.

#( replies. )#dontcallmepepper

dontcallmepepper

“…”

“Do you even think before you speak?” She whipped her badge out and shook her head. “Either way, I was here first.”

findsupplier

... he’s not even gonna answer that. instead, he fumbles around for his own badge, which should be on his belt somwh-- “ FUCK!!!! ” he BASICALLY shouts it. “ i left my badge at home AGAIN. ” he probably left his brain there too.

#( replies. )#dontcallmepepper

dontcallmepepper

@findsupplier

“Hey lets pretend you didn’t just see this crime scene. Sound good?”

because im a fake fbi agent but you dont know im fake so we’re gonna keep it that way

findsupplier

“ orrrr how about i PRETEND like i’m pretending that i didn’t just see this crime scene. but actually i’m not pretending. ” woah, dude. pretendCEPTION. he almost needs a moment to figure out what the hell just came out of his mouth.

#( replies. )#dontcallmepepper

123016123016

#( worst nightmare. )#( not so slim shady. )#{ amazing }

“ yo-- what the FUCK did you just say to me?? ori-yagmi???? is that some kinda drug? you got drugs??? ”

#( open. )#indie rp #22 jump street rp #21 jump street rp #{ the boys are back.mp3 }#{ pls excuse jenko apparently he doesnt know what origami is LMAO }

listen .... liStEn .... what if jenko and schmidt joined the ghostbusters. can u imagine.

#( fuck you brain. )#{ -adele voice- hello ..... it's me ......... }

abandonedher // liked ( x )

“ ... because ... doves make you look like a BADASS, that’s why. ”

in all actuality, he has NO idea where the doves idea came from. it sounded cooler in his head, but now he’s just trying to roll with it.

“ i mean, who WOULDN’T want doves flying out behind you?? i totally want doves. ”

#( replies. )#abandonedher #{ EYO !! }

bloodydifficult

#( not so slim shady. )#( worst nightmare. )#{ jenko needs a schmidt again i M }

skinnykidculprit:

“Man what - what the fuck? Get off’a me, it’s only like a ounce!”

not a SINGLE fuck is given by jenko. not even ONE.

“ one ounce of an extremely FUCKING illegal substance?? do you know how many people die because of ONE OUNCE of this shit?? .... probably a LOT. ”

#( replies. )#skinnykidculprit #{ nononono not @ all omg !! it's there for a reason !! uvu }

old person: oww my neck-

me: MY BACK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK

#( keys of coolness by jenko. )

wallaceisms:

findsupplier

❝You shouldn’t use that word — it’s a slur. Unless you’re GAY, in which case it’s totally fine, my name is Wallace, and I’m available.❞

“ FUCK, man-- look, i am SO sorry. i thought you were one of those guys that has a good sense of humor. we still cool, bro?? ”

it’s an IMPROVEMENT -- back in high school, jenko would’ve NEVER apologized for calling someone a gay slur. but ever since his human sexuality course, he’s suddenly ENLIGHTENED to the discrimination. and he’s TOTALLY not cool with it.

“ brad-- wait ... yeah--- it’s BRAD. ”

still not used to his undercover name && its been like. two whole years.

#( replies. )#wallaceisms #{ thIS IS PERFECT !!!#wOO character deVELOPMENT i love it }

obsethessed // liked ( x )

“ dude, what– DUDE. what are you doing?? stop– STOPPIT. you look SO lame right now! ”

because holding your hands in front of your mouth like that is one of the most … LAMEST things jenko has EVER seen. he’s SUPER embarrassed right now!!

#( starter. )#obsethessed #{ eep i hope this works ! }

“ you have the right to... .... ... suck my DICK, motherfucker!! ”

#( open. )#indie rp #independent rp #open rp #{ aight lets get the ball rolling again jenko #lessgo }

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