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Eury // 18 // Bulgaria // she/her // queer af // i just reblog whatever i like //

[breakingdawnpt2]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[pirategf]

There was definitely something very weird about them, she decided.  Aziraphale bowed again. “So glad to have been of assistance,” he said.  “Thank you,” said Anathema, icily.  “Can we get on?” said Crowley. “Goodnight, miss. Get in, angel.“  Ah. Well, that explained it. She had been perfectly safe after all.

[ineffablewitchblog]

The people that read the book or watched season 1 of Good Omens but thought their feelings for each other came out of nowhere amaze me. What did you think “two consenting bicycle repairmen” meant? I had never heard the term before when I read the book so I googled it. Anathema Device felt safe with them for more than one reason.

[radiofreeeros]

The Expanse really had everything-

Just some guy running on coffee and bad decisions, the QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE who says fuck a lot, Murder-friend, women with major competence, muscles, and eyeshadow, the saddest disaster man in the universe, real physics

[facelessfrey]

Finally watching the Expanse and predictably I’ve been enjoying it so that means more character art!

[galahadwilder]

I think we need more Amos Burtons in fiction because the whole “if you kill him you’ll become just like him. I’m already like him. Give me the gun.” is such a fucking MOOD and he does it REPEATEDLY

[sharkfish]

the expanse is a series where the only competent people in the galaxy are women or amos burton, and all the men are twerps or amos burton.

[themadamejane]

Chrisjen Avasarala, being the boss she is.

"My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough."

Babes, same.

[mithrandirl]

THE EXPANSE season 1

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[military-newsboys]

Shane: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow? Ilya: The only bags I have are under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. Shane: literally all you had to do was say no drama queen

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[disease-deactivated20210414]

mosaic on a former carpet factory (1978) by s. lewkowicz kowary, poland

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"no one reads or thinks anymore" type posts are so unserious. get off tumblr and chisel that into a stone tablet to match how old your specific brand of whining is

[imjunebitch]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

[gaynehollander]

After Shane sucked Ilya off for the first time he decided he needed to get better at it immediately. Not that it was ever going to happen again. And, sure, Rozanov had said he was good - "too good," actually - but he knows he could be better. And let it never be said that Shane Hollander was content with settling for mediocrity.

He googled some tips on training away his gag reflex and every night he would devote around 15 minutes to brushing the back of his tongue, right where he could feel the gag reflex kick in. He tried to be patient with it. Not press to hard. Gradually desensitise himself to the sensation until he noticed himself, over the weeks, moving further and further back. He'd also press the flat part of his toothbrush directly against his uvula for a few minutes every night. The website hadn't really mentioned that bit but he figured it couldn't hurt and would maybe give him a more well-rounded desensitisation.

All this to say that when Shane sucks Rozanov off for the second time he feels really proud of himself about how much better he's gotten at it already, completely oblivious to the fact that Rozanov is silently furious because whose fucking dick has Hollander been sucking to get this good at it???