[samreich]

never beating the stage fright allegations

[gamechangershow]

[mitchipedia]

[daebelly]

[beemovieerotica]

[direct-action-faction]

[ayellowbirds]

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[745pm]

Ive been in tech all week and im so bored of it ive just started making memes

[stagefoot]

I felt like this led nicely into:

[everlasting-flight]

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

[the-replicator]

STOP

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[benpaddon]

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

[allhailweegee]

[smindersonfan]

Oh, wow.

[princecarlton]

[taint3edcakes]

Y’all not gonna come for Totally Spies like this

[real-retail-stories]

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

[pranksy-deactivated20140322]

[10knotes]

domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it

[davids-harbour]

me 

[sciencealert]

Peek-a-boo! 🦇 This tiny, short-tailed fruit bat was photographed at the 19th stage of embryonic development. At the 24th stage, when its eyes open, it’s officially classified as a foetus. TOO CUTE! 😍 📷: Cretekos et al./Developmental Dynamics https://ift.tt/2HBo325

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Not a submission, but I thought this was… fitting

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The timing was too perfect.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Oh I trust the goblin just fine. It’s the DM I don’t trust.”

— a player after our DM introduced a goblin npc that said some sketch ass shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

[jill-question-mark]

THE TAIL WAGGING

[kpingbakai-deactivated20191104]

“Don’t fuckin touch me!”

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

😂 the cat look so annoyed but it’s not moving 😩

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

[samdirector24]

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You didn’t see nothin’“

[petralemaitre]

“Dis is a nice bed. Hope nothin’… happens to it.”

[sjuki]

[cloperella]

I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies.  Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. 

Well done, Disney. 

[hedgethodge]

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

[inactive1346597623595641352]

This movie is a treasure.