Firebird Trance

Ben // 29 // FFXIV: Magnus Howlier, Behemoth. If you wanna see my stupid shit on twitter is @homocowboy

[tyako89]

[slowlikehoney1996]

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes

[feralratbitesu]

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

[hooved]

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[lesbx]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[hp-up]

TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

[darthyolk]

[hp-up]

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[juno-infernal]

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

[christianstepmoms]

[computerbeep-deactivated2025052]

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

[22nd]

Ms paint furry vent art but with orcs

[22nd]

[buddwyer]

First rule of gun safety: suck that thing

[supermariomamafucker]

your smexy ass just got glomped

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[duckdotcom]

gonna dox the pope

[duckdotcom]

Vatican

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[transgenderization]

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley