An Autopsy of My Dignity

Jade |♀| ♈️ Sun & Rising ♐️ Moon | UGA 2020 | Neutral Good | INFJ | Type 4

[feferipeixes]

i can't wait for Pokémon Sleep

ME AT 2AM: i love to stays up late

PIKACHU, HOLDING A GUN: sleep now or your ampharos will die

[chipsprites]

Me trying to calmly pass through a group of people in my way

[bewear1]

Shiny Re-Imaginings (1/?): #155 Cyndaquil, #156 Quilava & #157 Typhlosion

[mentalchillness]

“what are you gonna do if your plan doesn’t work out?”  me, internally: i’m gonna fucking kill myself. that’s what

[did-you-know]

If you feel like someone is lying, even if you have no logical reason to think so, they probably are. It turns out your gut is much better at detecting lies than your brain. Studies show you’re more successful at determining whether someone is lying when you jump on your first instinct, because having too much time to think about it can make you wrong more often. Source Source 2 Source 3

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

[did-you-know]

A fan once approached Bob Ross and said ‘Bob, I could never paint, because I’m color blind. All I can see is grey tones’ - so he did an entire episode of the Joy of Painting where he painted using only shades of grey. Source

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[d0nn0]

[rhymewithrachel]

this is so stupid im sorry

[famehooka]

me dissociating while waiting for my mom to pay on the register 

[beamingsuggestion]

even if today was awful, it’s over – you never have to go through a day exactly like it again

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[julian2006]

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

[ghostguest]

I need a frame of reference here

[julian2006]

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

[fuckyahumor]

“The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.”

— Woody Allen (via quotethatword)

[the-crazy-fox-digresses]

Yikes

[ruinedchildhood]

[curseworm]

immortal lesbian worms have a dinner party