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i'm just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was "a friend to everyone" and that i "lit up a room" when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i "asked too many questions for my own good" and talk about how they "warned me that i was getting in way over my head" and that i "always had a knack for finding trouble" wherever i went. if you don't make me a local urban legend you've failed me.

gallusrostromegalus

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

elusivemellifluence

There was a cat that really was gone

soft-epithets

That "mmrrrrrrrrp" sound cats make when they jump onto/off of things. Reblog if you agree

hieronymouscock

when u get make a mutual and then ur mutual has an in group of mutuals and over time u one by one they follow u and u follow them back and vice versa slowly earning the trust of the italian mob one mafioso at a time until finally ur being kissed on the lips at gatherings

itscolossal

Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives

hopeydopey526

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award

sagihairius

My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the following

The padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlock

Claw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like room upstairs

Several ghosts

The false back in my sisters closet leading to another crawlspace with melted candles and newspapers we were too afraid to move

Claw marks on the inside of the old computer room door

A third carpeted crawlspace

Popcorn ceilings

sagihairius

YES all of these things were there when we bought the house

YES my family is white

and YES I did grow up in a horror movie thank you for asking

sagihairius

Everyone hating on the popcorn ceilings instead of literally everything else is valid that was truly the worst part of living there

mrmaggio

snuv

what if we held hands at the lily-pad table

thatsbelievable

lumnch

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk.

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popsunner

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

popsunner

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

popsunner

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

popsunner

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

popsunner

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

popsunner

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me