Lily Lily Lil

Bite me.

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[anxietyproblem]

[dicksmasher]

signing on tumblr when youre 29 like

[buttthole]

[sacred-portal]

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Jason Duval and Lucia Caminos about to be my hyperfixation of 2026 i can feel it

[funny-tik-toks]

[killhitleragain]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funkywhitebouy]

[pretty-little-martyr]

no cruel jokes or pranks this April 1st we should instead celebrate the better April 1 holiday

[chubby-aphrodite]

What is the better April first holiday and what does this saucy little scamp have to do with it

[pretty-little-martyr]

I can't find an article in English but essentially in France it is a common children's prank to on April Fool's put little paper fish on people's backs and it's called "poisson d'Avril" (April Fish). when i was in school in our french classes we would hide paper fish around the school as well and i took great joy in wedging mine in deeply impractical places that im honestly not sure were ever found. looking at it now, my French teachers had billed it as a Whole Separate Holiday but it actually seems more to be like a cultural in-joke/France-Specific April Fool's Prank lol whoops

regardless I like it better than some of the more mean spirited stuff I've seen associated with American April Fool's day

can't be mad at someone just taping one of these lil guys to your back right !

[chubby-aphrodite]

i love this thank you

[fire-leaf]

I dunno for you but when we taped the fish behind someone's back in the south of France, that gave us permission to kick him until he figured out he had a fish taped on.

[yourstorai]

you’re not healed, you’re just isolated with no one to trigger you

[mostlyghostie]

What books have you done this to?

Instagram / Shop

[fire-leaf]

I do this to people.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[nando161mando]

[guerrillatech]

[dracaryswonder-deactivated20250]

"Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience"

Being able to see the part that the media cut out in the beginning makes a huge difference in understanding the context and message luigi mangione was trying to get across. Media manipulation at its finest.

[ozempicofficial]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

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