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Fire and Light; for one cannot exist without the other. | STRESSED AND FAT

[figjams]

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

[carolxdanvers]

we must appease Her

[greencrook]

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

[greencrook]

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

[parakeet]

by calling yourself valid youre invalidating others. fuck off.

FJKJDLKFJ:LKDSFLKAJDFKLAJDFLKJLKDF

[parakeet]

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

[striikee]

Mom said its my turn on the valid

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[speckofglitter-deactivated20250]

me realizing i’m gonna have to deal with hajeongwoo’s crackhead antics

[just-shower-thoughts]

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

[k1mkardashian]

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

[bunney]

i need to know what that baby did to her

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[lyinginbedmon]

Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”.

Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor.

[verminviscount]

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[meanplastic]

[yanelknows]

[chefpyro]

anyway

[myqueenacademia-deactivated2021]

this explains so much about my sense of humor

[ruinedchildhood]

[c-bassmeow]

twinks and masc bottoms fighting for a top 

[catchymemes]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[catchymemes]

Hospital notes

[blogthegreatrouge]

2.5D anime

[lividlovers]

Yo..

[king-emare]

[starsabovethegreywaterfalls]

Imagine setting up this whole thing

[lynati]

THAT WAS A GODDAMN FEELS ROLLERCOASTER A GODBLESSED WORK OF ART

[lubricates]

uhhhh it’s amazing!!!