No cus am I the only one who gets so paranoid drafting an email to a teacher?? Like im highkey about to ask for a diabolical last minute extension or a plea for mercy to pay some fees, and you put your entire heart and SOUL into writing that bitch and all the teacher replies with is some fuckass one-liner. like thanks for that, I feel like shit now, trying to explain everything while keeping it formal. fucking hell
he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages
NEVER trust someone's death when there's lack of a body
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG WOOOOOOOOOOOAJDJWHINDIWIFJEB OMH I CAN FEEL THIS FANDOM EXPLODING
Ohmg guys this was actually peak
I don’t mean to gloss over everything else that happens in this episode but OKGGGG HES ALIVEEEE
And he wants to work with Vic omg…
Silly siblings getting along
I also really like how the screen behaves as his eye, makes him look somehow more… human than before.
Which is interesting because Victim did something we haven’t seen anyone else do in the series—attack the literal screen.
Like he made Alan JUMP, guys, it’s not funny
Which now begs the question, what was he intending to do? Just scare him? Or cross over instead……
Hmmm questions questions questions
But his eye also looks cool
Cuh is so scared 😭
Interesting. So, it looks like he repaired himself with the same slop the ViraBands were made of. Notice he doesn’t have them anymore—maybe he like melted them down and used it to rebuild his body… and the ViraBots also seemed to have some hand in that.
I know Dark is depraved but it takes a different kind of sick to build your half-dead self up like that.
My GOD he got decimated. Second is genuinely terrifying, like guys, we gotta remember that despite the sunshine and art-kid-innocence, if he so wanted he could obliterate all his older brothers THRICE.
But interestingly enough, Dark's body is scarred. We didn't see any scars when he was interacting with Victim, so one can only assume those were covered up by the strange ViraSerum (as I'll now call it).
Seems like it works as both a concealer and a substitute for actual stickman code. That's kinda gross. But also really cool.
We cant really determine how much later this is, but it's clear Dark knows about Rocket Corp. AND the bounty on Chosen's head. I sincerely wonder how he felt--without context, he probably assumed Chosen continued his terroristic escapades without him. I know they had the whole tussle back in their mini-house or something before Dark was about to launch the ViraBot, but man, I wonder if he felt betrayed or something.
Perhaps the most interesting part of this, however, is the fact Dark is claiming he can bring back Mitsi.
So let me get his straight. He was AWARE he and Chosen were responsible for Mitsi's death, and is now using HIS mistake as LEVERAGE against Vic??
Jesus fucking Christ Dark, there's depraved, and then there's just brutality.
I'm not saying this in a bad way though, like I genuinely like how horrific Dark is becoming, it's going to give us a lot more of his character to work with. Maybe he can't inherently hurt anyone at the moment, but just the fact alone he's using a dead woman as leverage is beyond insane.
More than that... he's claiming he can revive her, an ability we all thought only Second was capable of. But now we're being offered the possibility that Dark has this ability too.
And they made a deal too.
Oh god this is gonna be crazy. I could practically hear him bartering with Victim.
"How do I know I can trust you?
"You don't. But I'm your only chance at bringing her back. Now what's it gonna be, old man?"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
Does anybody else feel a little bit sorry for red? Like almost every time he tries to be silly, he's constantly crushed by his friends. Take the new short for example.
He was just having a bit of fun, putting that hand on his head and showing his friends, maybe expecting them to join in or laugh. But their reaction was kinda...cold in my opinion.
Okay, but it was funny, I'll admit. Though it must of really hurt red. It's been confirmed by Alan he has ADHD, and that reaction must of made him feel so different. I'm basing this on how I would feel in his position, so mb he'll feel differently about it idk.
But he's always been a bit of the outsider. Green has tsc, yellow has blue and red....
Now I'm more hopeful that he might become buddies with purple as them two seem to have a good relationship, but green might take that place.
Red is smarter then everyone gives him credit for. Remember that automatic pig cleaning thingi he made? I know there's more examples of him being smart but I can't remember properly rn lol
And there needs to be some acknowledgement of how he managed to survive monster school on his own. Dude somehow made a team that would help him defeat an orange guy with a crown and a magical staff thingi in the freaking nether without question. And the poor kid was bullied-
God this is just...so accurate to Nerodivergence in my opinion.
Oh I think I've found the issue.
He just needs to be understood.
Anyway, rants over.
This is not to say I think his friends are terrible or anything. I just want them to be a lil more... understanding to him.
As of late Red's always feeling like the one getting the even shorter end of the stick, like, moreso than Green. Cus at least Green knows he's tolerable despite how often he eats shit and gets hurt.
But so lately it feels like they're just shutting Red down more than they should be. I understand he's always been something of the annoying little brother amongst them but even so, it doesn't give em the right to treat him any less.
Okay, one or two instances is fine, I'll admit. Funny even. But it shouldn't become a long-term thing, or else it'll just be damaging to his psyche, and even if Red isn't my favorite, I don't want that for him.
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favorite color ꕀ green and brown
last song ꕀ tú by maye
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currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show
currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P
coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee
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tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom
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currently reading: dante's inferno, i've been halfway through it for ages :')
currently watching: just finished the latest ink master season and started shrinking and the apothecary diaries :))
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coffee or tea: both!
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favorite color(s): black and red
last song: the red means I love you by madds buckley
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currently reading: I haven't read a book for joy in so long bc I was studying for the bar exam (my actual last book was a bar prep book)- but the last book I read for fun was The Bangalore Detectives Club!
currently watching: Taskmaster (constantly rewatching actually)
currently craving: Chicken Wings
coffee or tea: I prefer tea- specifically chai, but a bitch will never say no to an iced latte :)
currently reading: six of crows by leigh bardugo + an audiobook called stamped: racism, antiracism, and you by ibram x. kendi and jason reynolds
currently watching: avatar: the last airbender with my roomie + the summer hikaru died because my friend is very autistic about it
currently craving: idk, i just had a big breakfast of banana pancakes and then brushed my teeth so food-wise i really, deeply don’t need anything
coffee or tea: it depends. i love iced coffee and really good coffee from like cafés and such, but other than that i would probably pick tea unless i really needed the caffeine
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currently reading: ...to be honest i have a book by my bed to read before i sleep but i've been so tired recently i haven't actually done that yet. got it from the library and don't remember what the title is without checking
currently watching: nothing really, i finished the first season of buffy last week and haven't got the next one from the library yet
currently craving: the ability to survive by listening to music instead of eating (i have a lot of sensory issues with food, keeping myself properly fed is So hard. i do not want to eat)
coffee or tea: tea, always, i hate how coffee tastes but tea is delicious
last song: front street by will wood and the tapeworms (live at coffee haus)
currently reading: nothing right now, but the last book i read was peach pit (collection of short woman-centered lgbt horror stories)
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currently craving: mac and cheese, red bean buns, cuddles, tahoe cookies, free time, cream soda
coffee or tea: definitely tea, i prefer iced herbal tea because i don't do caffeine. my favorites are peppermint, hibiscus, bengal spice, and anything fruit flavored!
last song: once a catholic always a masochist (fangbanger)
currently reading: the locked tomb series
currently watching: arcane (it’s literally on as i’m typing this)
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currently watching ꕀ jujutsu kaisen
currently craving ꕀ like, a boyfriend lmao. And a caramel frap from starbucks
coffee or tea ꕀ both are quite nice. Coffee's good for busy school days or when I want a treat. Tea's nice for when I need to relax or soothe my worries.
Right, who's next? Just kidding you had zero choice
Before anything, know I used the compilation so the first part/number is when Dark was flung, and since it was present day where the thing happened, it counts. Also, I may have not seen other injuries or blows, and I skipped some.
If you want to confirm or see it for yourself, put the video on really slow motion and get ready to pause a lot because some of this was in the same second, but it's as a millisecond for some. If that makes sense.. uh. Anyway enough stalling, time for you to read my analysis.
14:08- Chosen punched him possibly in abdominal region or in his jaw.
16:59- Punched in the abdomen again.
17:00- Broke through the wall. Not sure if counted but like... maybe?
17:05- Punched in the side of his hollow circled head. BLUNT FORCE HEAD TRAUMA!
17:06- Hit the cervical part of his spine against the wall ground from no. 4. Would be dead if this was in real life or paralyzed but they stick so :P
17:23- Directly shot by laser. Idk the damage scale but I'll assume it's like being put in the core or on the surface of the sun.
17:27- Kicked in the face.. or head.. again. BLUNT FORCE-
17:28- Kicked in the abdomen. RIP his insides man.
17:43- Punched in the like.. throat area?
17:45- Punched.. somewhere.
17:47- Considered? Idk just putting it here.
19:04- Like no. 11
19:08- Like no. 11 & 12
19:09- Laser eye-ed in the abdomen. Why am I doing this. I'm insane :)
19:10- Blocked laser with arm at the cost of being burned because.. damage scale is like sun?
19:12- ABDOMEN/STOMACH KICK! Am not okay.
19:23- FIRE BLAST!! In front part of body.
19:26- No. 15 like
19:33- FIRE BLAST AGAIN! In like.. chest and lower head and arms bc blocked
19:34- FULL BODY FIRE BLAST!!
19:39- Getting bonked by discord pfp icons. You know what that means? HEAD TR-
19:41- Like no. 18 & 15
20:48- Ran his hand against laser. Idk/c if that band can regen him or amplifies his regen power (which is a HC how I see it), he still did. He still did.
22:45- got swept by a cursor/Alan.
22:46-22:50- 7 times he got slammed against the wall of rock, FULL BODY. Bro got even more BLUNT FORCE-
22:51-22:53- Side got dragged against rocks. Might've gotten major cuts from that.
22:58- Kicked again in abdomen. I'm tired man.
23:01- Putting it here. He got punched in the head A LOT. You know the joke by now/what I'm gonna say.
23:08- IN THE CROTCH DAMN. DIDN'T HAVE TO LIKE.. STOMP/PIN HIM THERE? UH LIKE-
23:09- 3-4 degree burns in his face and/or upper body. Youwch.
23:34- SPLAT. HE GOT SPLAT BY THE RIGHT CLICK SHIT. AND GUESS WHAT!? HEAD TRAUMA HAHAHAHH
From 23:42-23:53 Dark uh barely got injured. Only blows from kicks and shit. Why am I including those anyway if it doesn't do much as an injury-
27:47- ...damn. Actually damn. More head trauma along with nearly breaking his spine in half from that blow. Thanks for reminding me why I dislike that orange child (NO HATE JUST UH WHAT I FEEL). Cool screenshot tho?
27:50- I think.. this blow in the abdomen is worse than all the ones Cho did.
28:07- Got hit by a rock in the head. My boy. Gonna become Eliza fr and haunt the woods looking for my lost baby boy. Haha, reference.
28:09- MEGA PUNCH TO THE SOMEWHERE- that is the abdomen again TT I have said that word a lot, aye?
And then the following is just more blows that I don't wanna attribute the timestamp and say smth. It hurts to see that.
28:23- I think we all know this.
28:25- He even got slammed on the ground then dragged. God. This is a massacre of one man-
28:26- There are even explosions that followed after, and they could've or may have hurt him. But not sure.
Not counting the part where the mountain exploded because it doesn't look like Dark stopped there from the friction. So the explosion wouldn't hurt if since he was sent flying away somewhere.
Aaaaand that's all. Wow. Now time to assess the damage and scars from all this- /j Someone else do that if you wanna I'm gonna eat cake to cope.
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