firedrillin

30 year old guy | reddit/twitter refuge figuring out another hellsite

[crazy-brazilian]

[intercal]

some social media manager at doordash has been tagging T-Pain (the rapper) thinking that they're tagging some New Zealand soccer player this is funny as fuck

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[prezleek]

The moon can wait 🌘

(Blood Moon Rises comic)

[pirateprincessjess]

There's just no way you can make me believe a corvid gave you narwhal Pepsi. Wtf does that even mean.

No no no, the corvid gave my Nawhal Pepsi. Now he’s addicted to soda, and keeps drinking all my root beer! It’s a nightmare

[nick-nonya]

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[boymounter]

[byjove]

he has no personality, I cannot think of any 3 ‘interests’ less interesting, which would be fine if he wasn’t also fucking evil

the post went on to detail how he wants her to lose 40 pounds too (she frames it as being due to his interest in fitness and not the fact he is a loser) and all of the commenters are saying “hey, red flag, code red, all of this is bad, not a single good thing about him, he really sucks and he is making demands/setting expectations that are controlling and ridiculous” and she is making edit after edit defending him up and down despite being the one to ask the internet their opinion. I’d never tell anyone to stay quiet about their relationship because that is a surefire way to protect abusers but stop coming online to tell everyone about your evil boyfriend and then express defensiveness and misplaced anger at people giving you advice on an advice forum. just log off if you don’t like the advice.

[byjove]

in contrast to another op

admitting you were in the trenches is so powerful

[firedrillin]

Its worth noting that the OP not taking reddit's advice very well could just be the other person in the relationship posing as their SO

[irl-loading-screens]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

All the genders were gone when I checked today. Good thing I stocked up.

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[kyraneko]

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

[the-haiku-bot]

it isn’t good art

unless it’s itself enough

to get haters, so

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[targetedknowledge]

[parrythisyoufilthycasual]

SIT DRAKAN, YOU PASTY, EDWARD-CULLEN-ASS UNDEAD FUCK

[doomedmutual]

[fsnowzombie]

RETURN OF THE QUEEN Can we get some more jousting umas down the road?

im actually in an uma mood so most likely you will see some in the upcoming weeks, definitely tomorrow at least

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[mollyjames]

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

[bogleech]

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

[raiasintended]