Hamlet Abridged
Trigger warning: mentions suicide, depression to an extent, abusive relationships, and death
Wake up in the morning feeling quite Hamlet-y I grab my skull I'm out the door I'm gonna act real sh**ty Before I leave, overthink, if I'm on the right track 'Cause if I kill, my uncle, he ain't coming back
I'm angsting--Tryin'a kill my foe-foe Instead I'm killing all I know-know Causing about six deaths in a row-row
Still angsting
I think insane I must go-go But I'm faking it--now I don't know-know Stabbed my uncle--oops, Polonius, uh... sooo...
Dad's dead, poisoned, at least that's what his ghost said Tonight, I must fight, my uncle--kinda--I might Dad's dead, poisoned, now I must go avenge him No--yes--no--yes--no! No--yes--no--yes--
(Ophelia:) Dad's offed, now I'm lost, bae killed him and then he scoffed Tonight, I just might, ask Hamlet to spend the night I'm dead: he just said, that he won't bring me to bed--NO! "Nunnery" won't go! "Nunnery" won't--
Ain't got a friend in the world, but I won't shed a tear Ain't got no Hamlet by my side because he left me here And now the Queen is lining up 'cause she hears I've got flowers But I still go and drown myself 'cause it's my only power
I’m talking
Everybody think I'm cray-cray And they're saying that I'm in the way-way And in all my affairs I have no say
Like how
I was gonna take Hamlet out Dad and brother shut me down-down They both shut me down-down Daddy shut me down.
Dad's offed, now I'm lost, bae killed him and then he scoffed Tonight, I just might, ask Hamlet to spend the night I'm dead; he just said, that he won't bring me to bed--NO! "Nunnery" won't go! "Nunnery" won't--
I guess, I'm a mess, and killing myself is best Tonight, I've no fright, I just must muster the might I'm dead; I've drown-ed, because of what my bae said--NO! "Nunnery" won't go! "Nunnery" won't go!
(Ham:) Ophelia, She's in the ground Why did she drown? What did I do? I can't give up, I've got you now. Uncle, I'm about to slay you.
He is praying, Can't kill him now, He'll be in heaven if I do. I guess I'll wait, I'm a coward, Can't I just die???
Everyone else will die before I do.
Dad's dead, poisoned, at least that's what his ghost said Tonight, I must fight, my uncle--kinda--I might Dad's dead, poisoned, now I must go avenge him No--yes--no--yes--no! No--yes--no--yes--
Dad's dead, poisoned, at least that's what his ghost said Tonight, I must fight, my uncle--kinda--I might Dad's dead, poisoned, now I must go avenge him Finally here I go! He's stabbed and I'm po--
(Inspired by this thread)
