oh darling I wish you were here

side blog in the works

[sagebetweenthepages]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[chickemuqqets-deactivated201510]

When you come home and see your mom yelling at your sister

  When your mom started yelling at you too

[90377]

Monduntergang by louhma

[meanplastic]

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pencilcomics]

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[boota]

[firefly-stratosphere]

I'm bringing back capes in 2019

[hardstoplucas1]

[chickemuqqets-deactivated201510]

When you come home and see your mom yelling at your sister

  When your mom started yelling at you too

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[puyopuyo]

this screenshot of h*rry p*tter 2 for the ps2 is so terrifying and funny

[puyopuyo]