dirt enthusiast
pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature
shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home
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@fireproofkit
How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.
That’s what I’m saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesn’t hurt to try.
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
It’s that time again….
The Masterpack Giveaway!!
Your chance to win:
The Game Master’s Kit Deluxe The Full Multi-Classing Pack The Complete Set of 12 Class Specific Character Sheets NEW! The New & Improved 5th Edition Character Sheet Set (both art styles)
RULES:
Must be following me! New followers are welcome!
Only REBLOGS count
Reblog as many times as you like!
No giveaway blogs
An extra 5 winners will be announced at 10,000 followers (making a total of 10 winners!)
You must be willing to provide your email address so I can send you your prize
Deadline is the 5th of November 2017, 4pm GMT.
Winners will be randomly selected and notified via inbox
There’s also a massive giveaway planned for when we hit 10k, stay tuned! 👀
Good luck everyone!! 🎲
Ends Sunday!
Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000
reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future
Reblog the Money Pachimari to ensure that substantial wealth and fortune will be bestowed upon you!
I still love her anyway
by the way I raised her to level 100 i got her when she was like level 12 i think my friend caught her and named her for me
Going to be streaming overwatch in a few minutes
https://www.twitch.tv/thetobunny
streaming rn
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane
Send 😳 for my muse's reaction to yours kissing their neck.
Fluster my muse, do it, just fluster them.
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
Put in the tags where you’re from and how you memorized the order of the compass
RP starters inspired by Queen songs Feel free to change pronouns !
‘‘Is this just fantasy?’‘
‘‘I’ve gone and thrown it all away.’‘
‘‘Carry on as if nothing really matters.’‘
“Spare him his life from this monstrosity.”
“So you think you can love me and leave me to die?”
“You big disgrace.”
“Don’t stop me now.”
“There’s no stopping me.”
“I wanna make a supersonic man out of you.”
“I want to break free from your lies.”
“I’ve fallen in love for the first time and this time I know it’s for real.”
“I can’t get used to living without you by my side.”
“Each morning I get up I die a little.”
“Take a look in the mirror and cry.”
“Can anybody find me somebody to love?”
“I work till I ache in my bones.”
“They say I’m going crazy.”
“I got nobody left to believe in.”
“I ain’t gonna face no defeat.”
“Can’t we give ourselves one more chance?”
“Why can’t we give love that one more chance?”
“The show must go on.”
“I’ll face it with a grin.”
“I’ve done my sentence but committed no crime.”
“We’ll keep on fighting ‘til the end.”
“You can’t decline.”
“She’s a killer queen.”
“To avoid complications she never kept the same address.”
“You’ve broken my heart and now you leave me.”
“You don’t know what it means to me.”
“I will be there at your side to remind you how I still love you.”
Touch Meme
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat
A Little Too Drunk Starters:
“Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”
“We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”
“Pants are just an illusion.”
“Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”
“Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”
“Hey, the cat crashed your car.”
“I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”
“It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”
“[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”
“I’m bleeding?!”
“I have to tell you a secret…”
“You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”
“I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”
“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”
“Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”
“Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”
“You want to go to Taco Bell?”
“I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”
“Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”
“I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”
“Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”
“Jesus told me to do it.”
“I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”
"This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”
“How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”
“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”
“Hamsters have feelings, too..”
“Who convinced me to come here?”
“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”
“I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”
“Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”
“You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”
