Firm Potatos

| 20 | Samyel Nich | California | Bisexual | FTM | Pagan |

[misterqueasy-blog]

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

[callofdoodoo]

It must be utterly disappointing

[swarnpert]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE ENDING 1856 SINGLE

[ahsjdkflgl]

jeremiah is a cad who refused my hand to preserve my honor i’m better off a maid than in his most indecent company 💅🏻

[brian-mayy-lmao]

I found this atrocity I created when I was practising for photoshop class

[coyotepack-official]

[pixal-squid]

[upthewitchypunx]

I woke up thinking about funeral potatoes.

I grew up in Utah but wasn’t Mormon. When I was 20 a friend made me his mom’s funeral potatoes and it was a cheezy potatoey delicious casserole often served after funerals or other mormon church functions.

So, I woke up thinking of funeral potatoes, which are very much not vegan. Originally I think it has a can of cream of mushroom soup, a tub of sour cream, and a pound of cheese or something. All the vegan recipes call for just replacing the cheese with vegan cheese and that’s never a good idea. I do have this recipe for a vegan cheese that has cashews and a sweet potato that strangely tastes like Velveeta. I might use that and add tapioca flour to give it some stretch.

I guess this is my mission today.

[firmpotatos]

That sounds soo good hit me up w your recipe if it works :o

[garrettsthings]

To reiterate what I said last year: Trevor Belmont is the most relatable character to be in anything ever.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the hoity toity town mayor*

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

millenial from the year 1010: the king’s court jester has fucking destroyed my sense of humour like i only laugh at this shit now *jingles stick puppet of the king’s face with bells attached and gets sentenced to death for mocking his majesty*

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on a normal Tuesday morning walk

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

they’re too big, for one

[spectrology]

infinity war is basically just [S] GAME OVER

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[phukers-deactivated20150516]

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

[maaarine]

@TIME

[thehorrcr]

*Me and my future wife about to summon demons on a Ouija board*

my future wife: did you bring protection??

Me: *Slaps condom down onto Ouija Board*

my future wife, throwing the amethyst at my head:  n o 

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years