First Breath After Coma

10.03.2015

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[cryptid-corpse]

Anyone who breaks my heart is cursed until they find a way to mend it, don't come crying to me when food turns to ash in your mouths and you feel impending loneliness unless you're ready to mend my heart.

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[targetedknowledge]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— jay vespertine, excerpts from a book i’ll never write #2 (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

fucking impossible to get decent help around here

[thememedaddy]

[thatsbelievable]

[dogpuppy]

how it feels to say good morning to strangers while on a walk

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[countrygypsywt]