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radiantbutterfly

GOOD.

firstdatelastdate

Does her shirt say "SATAN"? What was this guy thinking trying to push Satan into the river?

wild-eyedsoutherngirl

minacoladas

I love this post so much

shrmptst

my hand slipped

elasmata

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

sodomquake-deactivated20140715

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

wolvensnothere

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

damianmcgintleman

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

ilstack

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

broadstreets

luxlightly

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”

moonblossom

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

pinkphilosopher-deactivated2020

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

whitewolf634

Man, that sucks.

best-of-memes

pardonmewhileipanic

Wild

fungii

i know you want to believe these are photoshopped images but they honestly are not

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A new level of beauty

biologizeable

mr-reblogbutton-archived

@castiel-brother-of-erikas

firstdatelastdate

I want to know if KFC in Malaysia has to specially manufacture buckets to accommodate the size of the drumsticks.

zenshipper

ooooh

catherineomega

Gillian Anderson can’t trust her friends to watch her phone when she goes to the bathroom.

somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

Hi there, I saw your response regarding the weasly kids names beeing derivates of the Knights of the round table. Did you by any chance made a post where you matched the names of the knights with the names of the weaslys? Or do you know a post? Because that would be super interesting!

Oh god this post is going to haunt me…

(I’m just copy and pasting a previous response)

I screwed up. 14 year old Keshia read it somewhere (a decade ago) when she first discovered the internets and realised it was wrong about thirty seconds after she made the post.

They’re somehow derived from the myth rather than Knights. Ron is the name of Arthur’s spear. Ginny is Guinevere. Percy is a knight. A dude named William wrote Le Morte d'Arthur. And another guy named Charles-Edwards wrote about Arthur in a historical context (I think she means that). Fred and George are the exception and named for Molly’s brothers.

fanonical

why did molly weasley have kids named bill, charlie, percy, fred, george and ronald and then call her last one ginevra

somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

They’re all derivatives of the Knights of the round table. Ginevra comes from Guinevere.

memetrash5000-deactivated201601

Their dad is Arthur too so

deadcatwithaflamethrower

*bangs head against tabletop for not ever realizing this*

Reasons why I should not be an English Major, here they all are.

oracleanne

THINGS I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW. I AM A BAD FAN.

fission-mailure

- No they aren’t.

Literally the only Weasleys with names that are even slightly related to the Knights of the Round Table are Percy (by coincidence), and Arthur and Ginny (intentionally), I have no idea where @somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid is even getting that from.

You know what’s a much more likely etymology? Monarchs and princes of the British Isles.

Bill (William), Charlie (Charles), and George are all obvious. Ginevra is obviously a Guinevere reference.

Then you have Ron, derivative of Rognvaldr, King of Mann and the Isles. Percy, from Henry Percy, also a King of Mann. Molly, whose name is a diminutive of Mary, referring most likely to Mary, Queen of Scots.

And finally, Fred, from Prince Frederick, the only one who isn’t a monarch in his own right, for reasons that are going to become obvious momentarily - he was heir apparent to the throne until his untimely death caused the ascension of his brother George, instead.

And that theme naming works in another way, as well, because Harry also has a name derivative of the names of British monarchs - there have been numerous Harolds and Henrys (some of whom were popularly known as ‘Harry’). Harry fits the theme naming of the Weasleys to tie into the idea that the Weasleys make him one of their own.

somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

One, everyone seems to be reblogging this post and not the one I made thirty seconds later correcting myself and giving other alternatives that made more sense. My apologies.

Two, I confess my knowledge of the British isles and monarchs is sketchy at best, but that’s because I’m Australian not American. It is perhaps unrealistic to expect that any non-Brit would know any of that.

Three, I like your naming theory very much.