Improbable Cat

Pansexual, He/Him/His, currently in a relationship which is the only interesting thing about me Header image is: John Seerey-Lester (1941-2020), Boys Night Out

[firstnamelastname42069]

I changed my name. I am no longer Red-White-and-Bolshevik. I am now this. I’m a porn bot now. Fuck me TODAY beep boop

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[tomboyhousewife-deactivated2024]

queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

[predatory-lesbians]

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite

[coelpts]

[pangur-and-grim]

all posts are temporary 🧘

[polcasan]

[pangur-and-grim]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[grickle14]

Trouble.

[puppygirllaika]

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

[secretearthworm]

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

[puppygirllaika]

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

[puppygirllaika]

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

[ratbastard69420]

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

[ratbastard69420]

fuck hermit I meant hermit

[puppygirllaika]

Identity is stored in the balls.

[assignedmale]

15 July 1944

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[space-shenanigans]

i see this post a lot and it makes me super sad because im pretty confident its ai guys im rlly sorry

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

it was a very sweet scene and I unfortunately do want sweet and happy things for these horrible men but also in what WORLD would louis de ponte du lac's pretty boy trillionaire ass step foot in a trailer park. he'd kill himself the second he realized he had to share a closet space. he JUST flipped out over lestat getting blood puke on his designer shoes you think he'd handle mud and sand well??? the only way this is happening is if he buys out the entire plot of land a trailer park sits on and kicks everyone out so they'll be alone lmfao

[femmecelworld]

soooo about Claudia dying a violent death and restless spirits… 👀

way back when, i stopped reading the books after TVA, so no idea what happens in canon with Merrick and everything. but Claudia broke the salt circle?! Merrick ended the ritual by closing the connection to various spirits—not Claudia. not an expert on Voodoo spiritual practices but I think it’s very likely Claudia’s spirit was able to escape the summoning.

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is Claudia coming back as a restless spirit/ghost? is she going to possess someone?

to me, what we learned about her spirit in ep6 suggests the lingering torment from her life has kept her tethered to this world and unable to find peace, specifically her anger at Louis and Lestat and everyone involved in the Paris trial. and that until she resolves those issues, she won’t be able to move on. very very interesting that she cannot find Madeleine!

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[splrinky]

holy shit

[sheisraging]

amazing

[louclaudia]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[veryintricaterituals]

Daniel: hey what's up you guys!!! My boyfriend wants to tell you a bit of gossip, it's his first time on camera in 500 years so you BETTER be nice. Okay, you go baby