Skilled At Not Surviving Explosions

[brok3boi]

“What does it feel like to be high?”

[ohhharthur]

@captainrukia

[nightapproaches]

I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being

[hurleyquinnzel]

it’s unnerving how fast he does that dance

[teamrocketing]

me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me - done. you’re welcome

me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg is

[rologeass]

Yoko Taro’s Game Design Draft - “GUN SOCCER”

GUN SOCCER is one of Yoko Taro’s draft on game designing. He released it to demonstrate how to make a game design line-out and presentation slides. Even though it looks like a joke, this game draft is also a part of Yoko Taro’s Drakengard and NieR world.

The event took place on 2024, filling the gap between Drakengard and NieR’s Old World Information. After the White Chlorination Syndrome spreads on 2004, a series of disease has been discovered endangering human. Creatures called Legion started to appear and try to wipe out the humanity. The battle of Legion and Human occurred for years. And on 2023, the world falls into a financial crisis because of the war and Project Gestalt.

By  2024, conflicts between ethnic and countries start to took place. The United Nations, which look at the situation seriously, proposed a method to resolves conflicts. GUN SOCCER is a survival sport competition combining the concept of Soccer and Gun Shooter (FPS). The proposal carried on by UN, and many countries started to participate. 

Who will survive on this deadly game? What is the UN’s real intention of creating this game? Will this game eventually helps UN on saving the humanity?

Check out more info of the game on the provided Game Design Presentation Slides.

Presented By Yoko Taro on his 2013 workshop

Translated by me

Read other Yoko Taro’s Stories

[superllama42]

It’s kind of bizarre how Nintendo is simultaneously the most avant-garde, experimental first-party developer AND the most conservative, behind-the-times first-party developer.

[superllama42]

They popularized motion controls, created a successful console/handheld hybrid and saved the American video game industry by rebranding video games as toys!

They’re also constantly a generation behind everyone else in online connectivity, intentionally gimped their own systems with awkward media that made 3rd party ports harder to make to satisfy their obsession with stamping out piracy, stuck with their family-friendly content policies for so long that it damaged their public image and refuse to have sales.

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

like this:

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

not a furry:

furry:

[setheverman]

don’t talk to me until i’ve eaten my morning ass

[lmaonade]

sick of human chicks always playing with me…. demon girls DM me 

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[lordelmelloi2]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[grafixandnoirandgarage-deactiva]

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

[rologeass]

Some Excerpt of Yoko Taro’s Panel at GameStart 2017

About Making a “Dark Game”

Yoko Taro: “Reality is just dark… People seek killing in game. I am not creating dark game, that’s all just normal.”

About How He can Work in NieR / Drakengard Projects

Yoko Taro: “Actually, Square Enix approached me because they took pity on me as I am just a poor person” “I think I’m just drunk when I made the NieR series”

About Drakengard Sequel

Yoko Taro: “There’re Square Enix’ staff around here, if they give us the money, we will make it”

Besides game, movie, and stage play, what do you want to make the most?

Yoko Taro: “Maybe you’ll be surprised. But I really want to make an Adult Video. I want to do it at least once. But it’s all up to Square Enix, I’ll do it if they give me money.”

Check out an interesting NieR Automata Q&A at GameStart

[demifiendrsa]

Side by side comparison between the Blu-ray (left) and the TV broadcast (right) of Erica from Berserk 2016 TV anime.

Other Berserk gifs can be found here.

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[tariqah]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[super-affection]

oppaiyo gozaimasu

[tainbocuailnge]

[xxxtictacion]

Dated memes: crave that mineral Old memes: le trolled face Ancient memes: it’s peanut butter jelly time Prehistoric memes: long cat is long Memes lost by time: pools closed

[pope-pius-xiii]

[volcel-official]

Not even I know the last one

[ra11y]

I was there for the pool closing you’re all young babs

[officialearthbound]

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

I was there, 3000 years ago