Solidarity art for @eat-your-milk who requested Hiccup and Skrill!Viggo so here you go babe!!! Fuck the haters!!! 🫶🏻
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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trying on a metaphor

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Solidarity art for @eat-your-milk who requested Hiccup and Skrill!Viggo so here you go babe!!! Fuck the haters!!! 🫶🏻
Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)
Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
"Those tentacles will take a lot of licking to keep clean, but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Hold still, kitten."
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
The woman being able to do all that in the heels feels more impressive, honestly.
You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it
but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.
Reblog if your ask box is open.
Ask box always open bay bee
toothless is not the all-powerful dragon that he's implied to be in the movies. he has weaknesses, including that of eels, grimora, blue oleander, and death song amber. he's not the fastest, either, as demonstrated by a skrill that rides lightning to instantly zap into the clouds. snow wraiths are able to fly at crazy speeds even during blizzards.
now i'd like to clarify i am not hating on night furies. they're great, their design is slick & unique (to the series at least), and they have some things that make them stand out. But they are not at the top of the hierarchy like they're made out to be by the sheer amount of plot armor toothless is given.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
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“nice blog”
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog
i am truly shocked, appalled, even, that I can't find any natsby fics where gatsby witnesses his own funeral and sees that only nick carraway shows up to the final party gatsby will ever throw
NOT TO MENTION!!!
the heartbreaking idea of gatsby watching nick desperately try to find people to come to gatsby's funeral, watching him field all the funeral questions because no one else cared, all while still horribly grieving gatsby and hearing gatsby's voice in his head and the sldfjlasdhf the "I'll get somebody for you, Gatsby. Don't worry. Just trust me and I'll get somebody for you---" IS SOOOOO GARGH GARGH IM CRAZY IM CRAZY
the realization that nick actually loves him reconciling with the last words nick said to him which was of course the famous:
and ofc bc i love a happy ending it'd be a time travel fix-it where gatsby gets to go back and do it all again but he's in love with nick instead of daisy
Just watched the movie. Oh, how doomed yaoi is the American dream
what’s more peak
ghostbat (minhkhoa khan/bruce wayne)
twobats (harvey dent/bruce wayne)
I love Omega Bruce wayne and i love Omega Hal jordan. Why there on fic omega bruce x omega hal yet. What are you doing ao3. I want to see my cutie kitty meow meow entertaining eachother
Bruce: Dami you will grow look at Jason he was the smallest boy ever and now he’s taller than me. Just wait for your growth spurt.
Jason: …
Tim:…
Damian:…
Dick:…
Stephanie:…
Cas: Bruce we are mostly adopted so I don’t think Jason’s growth spurt will happen to Damian
Bruce: Then why do you all look like me. Dick has my eyes, Jason has my face, Tim is a carbon copy just tiny, Duke has my height , Stephanie has my hair type, Cas has my nose, and Damian has my mothers eyes which are also Jason’s eyes and Dami also has my mouth
Dick: oh you’ve lost it
All I want is a fic where Simon meets Ryland and Rocky and his reaction amounts to jumping up and down and cheering “I WAS RIGHT!!! SUCK IT EDEN!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!! You bastards don’t know SHIT!!!!!!!”
please it would be so funny. Simon “no one on Eden likes to think this way but doesn’t it make more sense if a few spaceships disappeared instead of everything else” iron lung is feeling SO vindicated what.
Grace 🤝 Simon <- having an unpopular theory bc you questioned something everyone else blindly believed
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??
He’s not gonna take you back Bill
Bruce and his baby