[medievalthymes]

you know maybe the victorians were on to something because i definitely think it’s time to be shipped off to the seaside for my health

[medievalthymes]

just found out that rich people call this a “vacation” shocked and confused

[jarring]

[replicated-archive]

you know what's wrong with me? i like information

[woodrider]

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

[kalichnikov]

it's where they go to do cocaine

[audrey-hepbae]

[guiltyidealist]

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @ZiziFothSi

[glorianas]

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[firetheinsane]

fire emblem

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[lectorel]

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

[official-german-translationen]

👏 O 👏 oh 👏 am a 👏 Frisian 👏 boy 👏 am a 👏 little 👏 Frisian 👏 boy 👏 and I’m 👏 liv 👏 ing 👏 behind 👏 the 👏 dike 👏

[t4nku-deactivated20230124]

sick of normal girls appropriating weird girl culture. you had friends in school you don’t get to reblog these posts

[elkian]

We as a society will never get over “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” and that’s beautiful.

BUT, let’s not sleep on the raw power of the “Offer me money. Anything I want. I want my father back you son of a bitch” exchange because it sends me fucking feral exactly every time and only gets stronger.

[drgaellon]

William Goldman was fucking brilliant.