Fish on a Bicycle

33•INFJ•🇲🇽✡️•Bi•Married

[achillesinhighheels]

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[thethinkingaurora]

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

Ares, the god of war

[sumi-sprite]

I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT I AM NEVER LETTING THIS MEME CHAIN GO EVER AGAIN

@lee-vc @prinx-quail This is right up your guys’ alleys XD

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

I forgot about this post, I thank you for rebloging in so I may see it once more.

[lady-artemis]

Very accurate representations of my family

[big-condiments-official]

Kronos

[official-firefox-nightly]

Pfff haha

[kayylivesinchaos]

My favourite post

[fish-on-a-bicycle]

Someone was able to allegedly unmask the ICE agent.

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Nostalgia

Bead lizard pattern

More bead animals

90s TV

2000s TV

Etch-A-Sketch

Lite Brite

[casavanse]

Haven't seen anyone do this so

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@casavanse Front page of JPost this morning

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A selection of ten ornate ceilings that I saw.

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Il Musei Capitolini: Part I

[fantasyfawnart]

Some folks on TikTok were asking for the DMC colors for my Stardew chicken cross stitch, so here they are - I also overlaid a grid to make counting stitches easier! I didn’t save the colors for the eggs sadly :(

[paintedstitches]

The Fish Jacket in all its glory!

I don't know what to say.. I started the jacket 10 months ago. What a journey! I'm so proud and happy!

Thanks for your lovely and kind words and the overwhelming interest! Happy stitching everyone.

[fanonical]

scientist: so you dug up some ancient seeds from the ground farmer: yup scientist: viable ancient seeds farmer: yup scientist: seeds that can reawaken a long-dead species farmer: yup scientist: and instead of informing scholars, you... farmer: made jam

[fish-on-a-bicycle]

On my way to hopefully finally get diagnosed with one of the 13 types of EDS.

[fish-on-a-bicycle]

Getting diagnosed is going to take some time because I must first get labs drawn to rule out vEDS.

[fish-on-a-bicycle]

On my way to hopefully finally get diagnosed with one of the 13 types of EDS.

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[puffier]

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

[sebi-kruna-deactivated20200316]

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

[fish-on-a-bicycle]

[pervocracy]

How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

[dysgraphicprogrammer]

As a computer guy: This is what happens when you have too much security. It reaches a tipping point and then suddenly you have none. Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security.  

[pervocracy]

This is true of so many things in healthcare.  Example: our software is designed to automatically alert the doctor if a patient’s vital signs are critically out of range.  If someone has a blood pressure of 200/130, the doc gets a pop-up box that they have to acknowledge before doing anything else.  It makes sense, in our setting.

But then some mega-genius upstairs realized something: the system was only alerting for critical vital signs, but not for all vital signs that could possibly be bad.  Like, yeah, 200/130 is potentially life-threatening, but 130/90 is above ideal and can have negative effects on health.  Should the doctors be allowed to just ignore something that could negatively affect a patient’s health?  Heavens no!

So now the system generates a pop-up for any vital signs that are even slightly abnormal.  A pressure of 120/80 (once considered textbook normal, now considered slightly high) will create the pop-up.  We have increased our vigilance!

Well, no, what we’ve actually done is train doctors to click through a constant bombardment of pop-ups without looking.  We’ve destroyed their vigilance and made it much easier for them to accidentally skim past life-threatening vital signs.

But you can’t tell that to management, because you’d have to confess that you are a flawed human with limited attention resources.  They’d tell you “well, all the other doctors take every abnormal vital sign seriously, it sounds like you’re being negligent.”  And if you’re smart, you back down before you start telling the big boss all about your habit of ignoring critical safety alerts.

The end result is exactly the same as if we had no alerts at all, except with more annoying clicking.

[softlyfiercely]

this here is an absolutely fascinating overview of how and why this happens

[ostdrossel]

Oh, what a beautiful start to the week! The #Bluebirds have been here and checked out the nestbox. The male goes in first, then the female follows. The nestbox is a homemade Gilbertson style but with 6 instead of 4 inches in diameter. I elevated the bottom with a grid so that debris and larvae can fall through below the nest. The white "mesh" is to hide the grid, it seemed to irritate them last season.

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The unsettling woman from that one episode of Avatar reminded me of the "Welcome to Duloc" song from Shrek. I had to make a meme.