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best-of-memes

The clam before the storm

aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180

What an aesthetically pleasing meme.

sneetchstar

I think this is it. My aesthetic. The sea, a beautiful sky, and a pun.

#punspunspuns

virtuouspagans

whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples

allieinarden

When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, “Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis,” and my mom lost it.

awesomenerdyfangirl

THIS POST CHANGED MY LIFE.

keybladesoras

Guns, so primitive.

malelavellan

hearing ea might add microtransactions to Dragon Age 4

skeletonlocator

scullyisgaypls-deactivated20170

#i wish i could erase this show from my memory to watch it again for the first time

deepspacepirate

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

togepipi

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

foulserpent

my generation of people who were children throughout the harry potter series as it was being published grew up into roughly 4 categories:

category A: 20+ year old who now hates the series

category B: 20+ year old who lost interest and now realizes the series isnt as great as they thought, but still has a lot of nostalgia for it

category C: 20+ year old with a lot of nostalgia and still loves it and produces content, but is fairly chill

category D: 20+ year old whos fucking ride or die for it, probably an asshole, makes very bad 2012-esque posts constantly and thinks hogwarts houses are serious business, no life outside of harry potter, snape apologist

shampooligan

foulserpent

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

makingstrangemaneuvers

ever since I saw this post I cannot look at my life the same way

just-shower-thoughts

We must thank our internal organs for the fact that they are not itching

figuringoutlifenstuffs

One fear

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

stoleyourcarbon

i made a graph of my personality

the-s-p-l

Some of your favorite movie SFX and how they were inspired

bloodbending

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.