warp drive

very useless

[lucylehane]

I am convinced this is what was happening in this scene

[punksalmons]

the thing about shane is that he goes for the throat without even knowing it

[cutetanuki-chan]

finally drawing at least one pool scene

[heymacy]

You know, I had a whole plan to ask you something. + bonus loopy!shane

[ahotknife]

and i’ve been afraid of changing cus i built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too

[hrgifs]

We haven't had time to see your show yet. It's about hockey, right? Yeah, kind of.

[gayhockeyshow]

Bye Yuna it was so nice to meet you thank you for making me pasta and welcoming me into your family if you don’t mind Please text your lovely son Shane before you come over because I Will be ravaging his muscular body in ways that make us both very happy and sweaty until the second you arrive ok bye xo

[cloudabserk]

what if they met as little kids…

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[To Bees or Not to Bees: Greater Honeyguides Sometimes Guide Humans to Animals Other Than Bees, but Likely Not as Punishment]

Lloyd-Jones et al. (2025)

[a-book-of-creatures]

I’m so glad to hear that, I don’t think I’d be able to deal with birds punishing me by sending me to things that are not bees

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is hilarious though

These are all four non-bee destinations - three snakes and a dead galago

Bird takes you on a nice long walk to look at a snake. Great job lil buddy

[vedajuno]

very important note is that the conclusion they draw from this is that the birds sometimes just kind of. forget what it was they actually wanted to show you during the time between seeing it and finding the person

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

[drtrinitysantos]

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[cloudabserk]

people were very enchanted by the canadian orphans mentioned in this drawing

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

[transformational]

“gravestone in pet cemetery, lisbon” (1998) by nan goldin

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[npdclaraoswald]

[After shoveling the driveway for hours] Snow should be illegal [remembers I'm against the carceral state] We should restructure society so that snow doesn't happen [remembers we are actually doing that and it's very bad and also why this snowfall was so bad] Uh-oh

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.