[grendelsmilf]

perpetually annoyed by character criticism that is just “is this character sympathetic? is this character relatable? does this character get an ending they ‘deserve’ (as it correlates with their own moral goodness)?” so what if they’re unsympathetic. so what if they’re unrelatable. so what if they are made suffer. so what if they’re a symbol. they’re not real! fictional characters are tools in a story, like setting, or tropes, or tone, or style, or pacing, or medium. they are a figment, a fragment. they are not human beings, and they do not exist in a real life moral framework. this is not good analysis. ask better questions.

[demilypyro]

slightly punk-looking teenager on a cop show: i wont talk. i know my rights

cops behind interrogation room glass: damn. this one teenager won’t cooperate. now we’ll never catch Fuckhands the Baby Murderer. and it’s all because the police doesn’t have absolute authority. this is terrible

grandmas across the world: damn, good point

[hidefdoritos]

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

[offshoreoilrig]

[animentality]

Laughing at these tweets.

And of course there's then this:

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[socialistexan]

This exact thing happened in the 70's/80's in this country when seatbelts were first being pushed for. Reagan literally tried to get rid of them.

[memecucker]

There were also examples of anti-seatbelt activists dying in car crashes where they weren’t wearing seat belts like that guy that wrote an anti-seatbelt article and four months later died in a car crash where he didn’t have a seat belt on and was thrown out of the vehicle

[disturbedlolita]

[fungiblegoods]

[liquidstranger]

look at my flop posts boy

[vimmark]

[socialmaya]

[funnytwittertweets]

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[toskarin]

every time tumblr or twitter is shit, recommendations for mastodon instances start going around. my criticism of mastodon hasn’t changed for years now, and it’s a variation on “imagine if tumblr drama could result in a website being deleted and your worst ex getting access to every dm you’ve ever sent”

[toskarin]

did you know that mastodon admins can read your dms as long as either you or the recepient are on an instance they host, because they’re not encrypted

proponents argue it’s not a problem when it’s actually extremely a problem considering that mastodon (by design) encourages small friend groups to run instances together and have personal relationships with admins

like it’s just not fit for purpose

[despazito]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[officialgarythesnails]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[lepospondyl]

[bbaltoy]

Is nobody going to talk about how the president used to be a member of team snagem? Or did we just forget 🤔

[pansexualkiba]

my shadow pokemon! snag this booboo bear and close his heart! i command you!