The truth is in the tooth

Autheane, French, 39 This place contains tons of different things of various kind, form and origins. Expect sexiness, stupidity, art, thirst or randoms thoughts. Whatever catches my eye...

[suchasoftersin]

it's not great but I made it!

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[qwe387]

I saw a plush toy yesterday that was just too cute, so I tried drawing it myself.

If I can get a pattern for it, I might try making that plush toy myself.

As for Magneto’s hair… I’m not going to study it anymore.

He has way too many hairstyles.

If I keep thinking about it, I’ll start losing my own hair.

[maureen2musings]

Cloudscapes & storms courtesy of Mother Nature

adamkylejackson

[rovadeve]

I’ve said it before but it remains beautiful how unwilling Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue both are when Jin Guangyao first calls Mingjue ‘Da-ge’ in the show. Jin Guangyao looks like he was forced to eat sand with glass splinters in it as he says it. Nie Mingjue looks like he is being forced to walk through fire. And they do it anyway because the most beautiful man on earth said they should :)

[ultimate-whovian]

[signedcentaur-deactivated201903]

Open the door

Get on the floor

[vardaelcntari]

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

[thunderpot]

Treasure.

[daisyfairy1]

Ok, so I now want to read fics in all the fandoms based on this.

(Found on twitter https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1632788134856474624?s=19)

[deehellcat]

omg, yes please. this would translate so well into so many fandoms :D

[copperbadge]

What impresses me most is the attention to design. There's formatting and layout involved.

Did this bouncer like, bring this person home, put them to bed, start the laundry, and then sit down to make a little Drunk Guest zine? Does he do this regularly so he had a template ready? Is that cool or a little weird? Was he attracted to his guest and hoping to make a great first impression? Was he just super anxious that they weren't waking up before he'd have to leave for presumably his day job, so he poured it all into this little gem the following morning? Is his day job in typesetting?

It manages to inspire even more questions than it answers, which is quite the feat.

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[the-big-mood]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[wifiwuxians]

remember, you're part of this too

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[zamalv]

why pick blue or yellow when you can have both

[wisesnail]

A couple of years ago I painted a Mairon to practice composition, and as much as I loved it, it bothered me that I gave him black hair for sake of creating a striking image, even if I imagine him with fire hair (literally XD)

So here I come with another version of the one and only Sauron - I hope you like it 💙

Prints and other stuff on my Redbubble, TeePublic and Threadless

[artmagine]

Ominis Gaunt by KeiSXIXth