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Jo | 25 | she/her | bi disaster | feeling all the feels, constantly | I reblog a bunch of stuff, basically anything fantasy, sci-fi or queer

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[jo-unsolved]

einmal bedürfnisse ehrlich und ohne unterwürfiges getue kommuniziert und instant das gefühl ich wäre der schlimmste mensch auf der welt

[jo-unsolved]

ah well it backfired

[jo-unsolved]

einmal bedürfnisse ehrlich und ohne unterwürfiges getue kommuniziert und instant das gefühl ich wäre der schlimmste mensch auf der welt

[badxwolf]

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

[fenrirscarsback]

[badxwolf]

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

[fenrirscarsback]

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[theunfairfolk]

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

[mourningkite]

Underground is a weird place

[imsoofuckingsad]

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[creekfiend]

A measuring tape is a kind of mechanical snail. To me.

and to me also 🤝

[rainbowstargazerlilies]

You may be pleased to know

[creekfiend]

I AM VERY PLEASED TO KNOW

[rileylastname]

@bugthingsdaily

[coolthingoftheday]

A volcano erupting in Iceland. (Source)

[littlecofiegirl]

With live horse reaction.

[prokopetz]

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who regards this as a personal victory.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who's just as surprised as you are.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who's mad about being left out.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who tells a different story about how it happened each time they're asked.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who, in their unguarded moments, admits it's probably for the best.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who claims the others are "just resting".

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who insists it's not their fault.

[aokozaki]

Doctor Who

[mikkeneko]

[sketch-elf]

[Image description: A comment from tumblr user theemmjay that says: "> Last survivor of an ancient civilization who blames their ex for the whole thing." Followed by a reply from doccyuk that says: "Still Doctor Who". /end ID]

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[byjove]

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

[byjove]

this is VERY scary

[byjove]

dog was here again today

good thing no one overreacted