Fitsalad2012

So I am trying to have a healthier lifestyle, but I also want to be able to laugh, so I guess this page is an accurate representation of my personality, hope you enjoy looking around!

[slapmytitties]

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[thisbodybleedsflowers]

Friend: Wow! Tell me how you lost so much weight?

Me: Self hatred and green tea.

[somecutething]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[randomish-things]

This should not have made me laugh

[jewishdragon]

As a scientist I can confirm

[cultof-aphrodite]

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

[cursedcatimages]

[tinybed]

[piggietv-moved]

[tinybed]

group chat

[bob-belcher]

[mistysuttonremade]

me, braless in my room eating grapes: i hate men

[regular-love]

[cheeso]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

[urulokid]

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

[love-h4te]

Angelina Jolie has more structure in one of her cheekbones than I do in my life

[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lolsomeone-actually]

I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[yourbigsisnissi]

Yeah Just as a general note You should eliminate any thought that there is an expectation that you do anything by any age You don’t have to be married with kids by 25 It’s ok to be 16 and never been kissed There’s nothing wrong with you if you haven’t graduated from college by 22 You’re not a failure because you don’t have your dream job at 30 There are no rules to life. You don’t get special points for achieving certain things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed. It’s not a race.

[ace-ingit]

LOOK AT THIS FANTASTIC PICTURE I FOUND TODAY

[daily-rage-comics]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all: