Elephant + Rhino = Hell If I Know

julie, 24, she/her 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[fitzsimp]

NEXT CHAPTER 👀

can’t lie i gave up on emmerdale when liv died but still

[fitzsimp]

if only 2023 me could see us now

[fitzsimp]

@ aos moots

rewatching s4 - what happens to the rest of the agents in the base when lmd may blows it up??

[fitzsimp]

spider x amerie shippers I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU let me in to your thought process PLS

[shesnake]

Thomas Weatherall as Malakai Mitchell in Heartbreak High season 1 (2022).

[suchdeceitfullnessandsuavity]

The second-hand stress I am getting from Quinni trying to get to her book launch on time and Sasha changing her schedule is real

[igbeh]

first episode darren asks cash why he sticks around school when he could easily drop out and be fine. Cash says he "has his reasons"

last episode cash runs to darren to confess that he's loved them since year 8...... cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool im normal im fine (im sweaty and crying)

[srijellyfishtempura]

Seriously this show would be fucking perfect for a Tumblr week why is nobody talking about the asexual eshay with a non-binary partner and that non-binary partner having a lesbian autistic friend played by an autistic actor

[shesnake]

Thomas Weatherall as Malakai Mitchell in Heartbreak High season 1 (2022).

[silasplaskett]

one of my favorite and seemingly underrated exchanges in heartbreak high is darren offering to get malakai something gayer to wear and malakai saying “oh Yes PLEASE” 

[shesnake]

“What’s your laptop password?” “It’s PimpMama_666.”

Heartbreak High (2022) season 1 Reboot created by Hannah Caroll Chapman

[smollenby]

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

[pangirl-fangirl]

Calahan Skogman will never get to be in a scene with the rest of the Crows cast. We won’t get a scene onscreen with all six Crows. We won’t get the Ice Court Heist. We won’t get Inej’s backstory on screen. Amita won’t get to see her hard work finished, none of them will. We won’t get to see Wylan’s backstory on screen. We won’t get more of Inej and Nina’s friendship or Kaz and Jespers or Matthias interacting with the rest of the Crows.

These dedicated, phenomenal actors have been robbed. We’ve been robbed.

Netflix count your fucking days.

[jazzkrebber]

rip shadow and bone. we would have loved to see dark alina. we would have loved to see matthias finally get out of jail. we would have loved to see kaz learn to love. we would have loved to see zoyalai on screen. we would have loved to see wylan's story. we would have loved to see the ice court heist. we would have loved to see colm fahey. we would have loved to meet kuweii. we would have loved to see jesper get over his gambling addiction. we would have loved to see matthias relearn all he knew for nina. we would have loved to see inej find her family again. we would have loved to see mal find out what life is like without alina. we would have loved to see nina learn to live for herself, instead of her country.

we would have loved to see more of the characters we all know and love.

[voidstilesplease]

"but this ship is not even canon" and "but this ship broke up" and "but these people are literally dead" lol. to YOU. they're making love under the stars to me (insp)

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

im sorry but this is the funniest scene in the whole show. mal looking like he woke up from the worst nap ever, alina acting like she didn't just do the ONE thing she promised not to do and nina doing kaz's bombastic sideeye because that was not natural

[fitzsimp]

soo i’ve only watched the shadow and bone tv show and would LOVE to read the soc books

HOWEVER

in my head if i don’t read the books it means that a certain crow is still alive and well and honestly i think not reading them might be the best decision for my health

[fitzsimp]

NOBODY SPEAK TO ME