diego hargreeves apologist

diego/five blog • icon by @purliish ❤️

[fivediego]

i always forget how much more engagement i get if i post in the main tags! hiii new people. we ship fivediego here. between seasons i post pictures of cats that remind me of five. welcome. ask me anything

[sacred-portal]

[teleportingcat]

I have endless craving for whump

[chenalii-deactivated20210920]

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[geddyqueer]

It Could Happen To You: mediocre tv show with baffling politics has really compelling characters in it

[apollogeeee]

I have brainrot for this show again.

[orbcube]

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

[fivediego]

will be writing more on ao3 or is that it 😞

going to keep it real with you. this is a weird thing to say

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[pfeffaroo]

What greater expression of love

[fivediego]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

*tucks my hair behind my ear* hi...

[sporesgalaxy]

nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

[fivediego]

no i didn't watch the whole season yes i'm still writing fic

[achilleees-tua]

re: what they did to five. god hard agree. it’s egregious how he was acting in 4x05 and 4x06. I don’t even dislike lila but this last minute love triangle cemented that she just feels like a wattpad self insert. like oh she’s the handlers unheard of daughter and she copies powers and is perfect with them without practice and she’s a badass assassin and she’s married to diego but oooo five also has a crush on her and he wears big sweaters and makes her jewelry? I’m sorry idk the whole time I was just like they both wouldn’t fucking say that! this show’s always been bad at writing female characters but this was just too much. five also just felt so OOC and muted this season like where did all his sass go. I literally cannot emphasize how much I HATE that the show ended with he and diego hating each other that did not happen

it did not happen and look i have the fic to prove it:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

yeah sometimes you write 7500 words of spite just because you're so furious what a show did to your two favorite characters.

i never liked lila because i hate that she gets let off the hook for everything she does because diego falls in love with her after .5 seconds of knowing her and .4 seconds of being backstabbed by her repeatedly. but yeah even i hate the way she went from feral wildcat to cottagecore wife because the show thought five needed a love interest in THE LAST GODDAMN EPISODE. and tbh it's not even having sex with her that outrages me, it's how he picks her and prioritizes over his family. like that's how uwu magic she is, that he chooses his feelings for her over his commitment to his family. it's so so so bad.

but ngl i liked the subway montage. it was cute.

[boeing747]

When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"

[fanyeline]

#I can tell you’ve been practicing hard and working to build your stamina #how did it feel to last longer? did it feel good? I’m so glad to hear that

[everythingfox]

The void is happy

[purr-in-ink]

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