*?

I believe in long hugs and good jokes.

[henologist]

[5oil]

[hashtagloveloses]

what kind of banksy ass shit is this

[fuks]

[hargrimm]

No video game I’ve ever played has made me more angry than mini-golf

[flatluigi]

that was shockingly graceful

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

Artist, musician, businessman, engineer and inventor. The well of DJ Khaled’s talents never runs dry.

[officialunitedstates]

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

[realgarn]

@phenomenaaa amazing

[equalistmako]

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

[equalistmako]

[allthegoodurlsarewasted-deactiv]

[equalistmako]

*narrows eyes*

[angel-on-vacation]

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

IT GOT BETTER

[coneygoil]

Turn around and yell at the nothing “You were supposed to stay hidden!”

[mahigxn-deactivated20200629]

YOU CAN SEE HER TOO?!

[video-hall-of-fame]

me at this point in the semester

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[dynastylnoire]

we’ve all been the student

[poetic-joke]

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public. where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house? who knows!! not me!!!

[gifbro]

[perrfectly]

I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via perrfectly)

[emmazzin]

this is a real thing omg

[amour-and-bisous]

This is my favorite thing

[millenniumitem]

#im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks

[adriofthedead]

this is so very british

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

[iivvrryy]

WELL I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[emilydoesthething]

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

[mjalti]

no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[lovely-trek]