Thot Contagion

You know me, I gotta be problematic, at all costs. Ivory | 22 | She/Her

[calware]

[heartedrivalry]

onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."

[depsidase]

[orteil42]

AI engagement bots on twitter are fascinating because they tweet exactly like some 2008 buzzfeed exec's idea of what tweeting is

as opposed to the way actual human beings behave on social media:

[beardedmrbean]

This could do numbers

[imjtastic]

Greg's moves are minus as shit and he'll just write in his diary saying he needs to be buffed

[cables-and-wires]

greg is a fucking menace what he lacks in strength he makes up for in his lack of regard for human life

[ashensamurai]

i dearly wish for Fone Bone to be the best option here but something deep inside of me knows that Geronimo Stilton is going to utterly demolish the competition here. in fact, there is no competition

[aerosai]

THE GIRLFRIENDS EVER💜💖Ft. Tarr

Viva Las Chromarr (Their ship name is Viva Chromarr :3)

[deputydexter]

me watching as I get sniped across the map by a goku and a gojo skin then watch as they both hit the griddy:

[endro-oldro]

my awesome gif

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[b0tster]

mentioning that im a bisexual lesbian to scare the exclus away every few months like how ppl shoot their guns in the dirt to keep rent down

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

gotta eat up her pie

[o-lanterns]

when I was in the hospital I had the tv on in my room to sleep to and christmas movies were on and they played Elf twice in a row so for a good half of the night I was drifting in and out of consciousness like this

[teathattast]

[cyanide-sodapop]

reblog to give your mutuals one of these

[anexperimentallife]

I love this.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

[garaks-padded-bra]

guys pls no more notes this is so pathetic . Itsmy darkest hour rn

[mtgpolice]

[MTG CARD MENTIONED]

Darkest Hour {B}

Enchantment

All creatures are black.

The eclipse made it clear whose side the sky was on.

Illustrated by Ciruelo

[garaks-padded-bra]

Yeah man you get it. Youre the omly one who gets it

[girlnephew]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[angelrinisadork]

[cookingwithroxy]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable