Absolute Dumbfuck

23, She/Her, Bi, UK, COD Zombies, MGS, Moon Knight, DMC and whatever else

[bugsnax]

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[wholesome-animal-images]

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star-angel-selkie]

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[potatocrisp]

HAPPY BDAY, DDAY AND PRIDE TO THE BEST (and worst) TO EVER DO IT

[thehappysmiler]

[lamignonette]

[bananaslammer]

as you all know, kaz is a great singer

bonus:

[marcspectorsjockstrap]

I've posted this before but the constant infantilization of Steven Grant is insane 2 me. like "oh he's so smol" "he's so precious and wears his sleeves over his fists" like??

can a man not be mild, soft-spoken, & employ a healthy sense of masculinity without getting treated like an actual helpless child???? It actively erases his entire personality when you pretend he's "the innocent one"

[softwaring]

[drizzledrawings]

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

[cuteblkgrl]

♡Black Melee Peach!♡

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either