21+, Side blog for hazbin hotel, I draw sometimes! I enjoy many characters but I mostly yap about the vees and lucifer NO MINORS This blog posts abt gore!!!
I want the Vees to be happy and healthy 𼰠I also want them to kill each other mid fuck. Both things can happen in the same story if you're willing to make them messed up enough about how relationships work!
Vox is such a great character to me because you can make him suffer unending horrors and also lash out with anger and hurt other people and feel good about hurting people and also he can be incredibly competent at his job and crave love and attention and want everyone to like him and put on a show of being perfect and try to appeal to everyone, and he's successful! He's so successfully competent at what he sets out to do. Except for when he's being a cringefail loser. Except except for when he's competent at his job and also a pathetic cringefail sadboi loser in so much pain forever and ever and he will make it everyone else's problem <3 he's so perfect. To torture.
Velvette has disordered eating habits because it's a habit from her life. She can't gain or lose weight since she's a doll, it's not about looks at all, it's about the comfort, makes her feel alive, like she's still human.
Valentino has disordered eating habits because he's convinced he has to be thin to be loved, to make himself smaller, lesser. He needs to be beautiful to feel loved, to feel like he belongs in his own skin.
Vox has disordered eating habits because he's a workoholic and forgets to eat.
my best and hottest radiostatic take is that Alastor and Vox are both arospec but in exactly opposite ways, and it is amazing how much of their dysfunction with each other can be explained by this fact alone
vees enjoyers I come to you with empty hands, an open mind, and a humble heart.... where are the Vees Win AUs. where are the AUs where the power of friendship does not save the day and Vox gets to nuke Heaven. I have looked up every variation of "Vees Win" "Bad Ending" "Canon Divergence" "Vox Wins" that I can think of and I come up with a whole lotta nothing. please there are almost 65k works in the hazbin tag you cannot honestly tell me no one has written this. I will seriously take ANY recs atp, dark themes/MCD/fucked up & toxic stuff encouraged
okay but can we talk about this moment plz? you know the one
cuz I've been seeing ppl calling him stupid and/or gullible but like I think theyre missing something very important? Lucifer 100% caught the "this is off" vibes
see that ^
he looks suspicious and he goes to confirm cuz YEAH THIS IS WEIRD
like he didn't just stroll in and go "yeah okay :) nothing weird or suspicious at all :)" he immediately felt like it was weird, like, he literally says it feels like a place a murderer would hole up
Like guys, the word you're looking for isnt gullible, dumb or stupid. He IS suspicious, he DOES find it weird, he DID catch the malice vibes, and he never at any point SOUNDS sure of the situation because "charlie" isn't replying, it's just silence which is also strange. Like he is 1000% catching all the bad vibes of the situation
so what IS the word you're looking for?
it's "DESPERATE"
Last time they spoke, she was chewing him out for having tried to help her, she crushed him so bad. He's always struggled with connecting with her and there's nothing he wants more (other than Lilith coming back) than to connect with his daughter and actually have some sort of relationship with her. He is DEVASTATED rn and all of a sudden, she calls him out of nowhere after a severe blow to their relationship, seemingly not as angry anymore and he just wants to apologize and talk to her
he wants so bad to fix what happened, that he's willing to overlook his instincts, the bad vibes, the weirdness of all of this on the chance that this is what his daughter wants and that it'll fix their relationship. But look at him. He's unsure, he's nervous about this, but he's doing it anyways because he loves Charlie
He is not stupid. He KNOWS this is a weirdass place with serial killer vibes. But he's so desperate to reconnect with Charlie and just get back to any sort of relationship with her that he's ignoring all of it. So yeah, in all his nervousness about the relationship and uncertainty about the place, he steps onto the X
He's trying so hard to not say anything negative about it because he still thinks it's Charlie's but he's struggling because IT'S A WEIRD BAD VIBES SITUATION
Until he receives his confirmation that it's in fact not Charlie, he's willing to give everything a pass and tries to justify all of it for her
genuinely the ONLY reason he fell for this at ALL is because Charlie was angry and upset with him, yelled at him making him absolutely and utterly completely desperate to fix the situation, so much so that he'll jump at any opportunity to do so and ignore all the red flags
Vox got extremely lucky that this happened between them. There's no way Lucifer would have fallen for it if:
Charlie didn't get upset and yell at him and sent him away. If they had been on good terms they would have been talking more and Lucifer wouldn't have been so desperate to overlook red falgs
if they had made up in the meantime, which again, would have lead to more talking, Lucifer being around Charlie (ergo why the hell would she call him like that) and he wouldn't have been desparate to fix things because they patched it over
if they had been talking and/or making up right that second. Vox got lucky they hadnt talked to each other yet. Can you imagine him trying to call Lucifer as charlie WHILE they were talking to each other?
like look, I'm not saying it's impossible to trick lucifer, I'm not. Vox probably could have gotten him in some different way honestly, but unless Lucifer was as desperate as he was in the show, I really don't think it would have been as easy to get him on the X. He's Stupid (affectionate) but he's not STUPIDâ˘ď¸if you know what I mean?
OH LETS NOT FORGET Lucifer is basically unkillable or at the very least, there's nothing down in hell that can kill him and very few things can even hurt him in any meaningful way. Even IF this place was highly sus, Lucifer went in with the full confidence that even if the situation turned, he'd most likely be okay. Case in point
but yeah, he's not gullible or dumb, he was desperate. Desperation does things to you
Is Lucifer the smartest? No. Is he willing to go to any lengths for love? Yes, absolutely. The man was banished and cast out of heaven for love!
Heâs been isolated for at least 7 years with Lilith leaving and he had JUST reconnected with his daughter, the only other person he cares about. After Charlie chewed him out, he was willing to do anything to mend that bond again.
This man craves love and acceptance. He didnât want to isolate himself again. He was going to anyway because thatâs what Charlie wanted. But as soon as he thought she wanted to talk, he jumped at the opportunity to fix things!
Lucifer isnât the brightest and heâs a bit gullible but heâs not stupid. All he wants is his familyâŚ
the reason vox ripped HIMSELF out from the voxal picture is because he's horrified and ashamed and can't look at the naive idiot staring back at him in that photograph OKAY it's that simple to me. he refuses to let himself be that dumbstruck sentimental fool ever again. but he still kept the portion with alastor and hangs it on his wall and he still forms the vees and he still jumps infront of danger for them and cleans up their messes and follows al around like a kicked dog and yadda yadda. but he's not that person anymore it's all behind him yep mmhm yessir.
Also re: Charlie being bad at therapy. I want to see her try to give Valentino therapy and try to redeem him. Val is there, in my mind, in the horrible AU that lives in my head, to bother Angel Dust in the one place he thought he was free of Val. And Charlie is not kicking him out because, well, everyone deserves a chance at redemption. Everyone deserves the opportunity to change. And Valentino reached out to her and he's here at the hotel like every one of their guests is. Charlie can't kick him out. So instead she has Val say sorry to Angel, and then she looks at Angel with wide, pleading eyes, waiting for Angel to say, "I forgive you."
given how defensive velvette is about being the youngest overlord and lacking wisdom or experience because of it, it is very significant to me that vox's philosophy of innovation and obsessive trend-chasing means hes not only unlikely to disregard her based on her age, but actively counts it as an asset. I like to imagine that one of the reasons he partnered with her in the first place is that he needed someone who understood the whole 'social media' thing, not just to manage voxtek's image but show him how to do the same. he recognized she knew something he didn't and considered her worth learning from, and thats kind of everything to her? ofc he's still a condescending asshole sometimes (a lot of the time) but that's because he's a self-absorbed megalomaniac with an ego problem, not because he doesn't respect her, specifically, and that's a lot more tolerable. in exchange she very generously doesn't call him old unless he's being, like, REALLY annoying for some reason. this too is a love language.
Often you will see authors say âI do not condone the contents of this fictional storyâ at the start. well that is just nonsense, I think torturing beautiful men against their will and cannibalism is pretty based and fully condone it
moot reblogged this yesterday on my staticapple post and couldn't take this idea out of my mind so i had to write a drabble (hope u don't mind me taking the idea and write it, it was too good) đ hope you enjoy it!!
cw male pregnancy, atticwifed lucifer and vox being an asshole. tw past rape (not explicit), abusive relationships and emotional manipulation.
Lucifer wasn't even sure how he ended up in that place.
Hell, he didn't even remember the very first day when he was tricked into giving his power to that man with his bright, weird tv shaped head.
He always preached himself of being prideful and strong, yet he had fallen into that trap like a child who was offered a sweet by a stranger.
At first it wasn't that bad.
That weird manâVox, he wouldn't forget his name ever againâproposed he could stay in his tower. Lucifer refused at first, of course; he had his own life back in Charlie's hotel, he wasn't going to leave it all aside to live with him and the other two overlords that seemed to be around as well.
"Do you think Charlie will welcome you after publicly saying you're leaving all your power to me, Lu?" Vox chuckled, and Lucifer swore he could see a glint of malice in those amused virtual eyes. "She probably thinks you're a failure like the rest of sinners, but here? Here, you'll be fine. No one will disrespect you as long as I'm present, trust me."
Funny because Lucifer had such a bad memory when it came to remembering what people said to him, but for some reason, he was unable to forget thoseâand the way he shuddered as he remembered.
Sadly for him, everything started going downhill very fast. Vox stopped being so sweet and caringânot that he wasn't that much to begin withâand started being more demanding.
"Hey, Lu, I want to fuck."
"Whâ N-no, I'm married! And I don't even like you!" Lucifer stammered as he stood up from the sofa he was sitting on, looking at him with wide eyes.
Vox raised an eyebrow, then snorted as he gripped his shoulders tightly and pushed him on the couch, his left eye starting to swirl into that hypnotic patternâhe knew Lucifer was immune to it, but he wasn't doing it to hypnotize him, but to assess dominance. "That wasn't a question."
That was the very first time Vox raped him, and not the last. Lucifer couldn't even describe how horrible and ugly it felt, the raw memory making him want to rip his throat out in screams.
What had him that was so special for Vox that he didn't want to let him go?
"The door is open, you can walk away whenever you want."âthat's what he said, but every time he was facing that door, his hand just lingered on the handle before turning back away.
Going back to him once again, like an addict searching for their drug.
Why? He could... simply escape, Vox said he could! It was as easy as opening the door!
Yet, to his disgrace, he had now something that bounded himself to Vox in an even stronger grip than before.
The former king of Hell had female genitalia.
He had organs that were capable of giving him children, to bear them in his womb and give birth to them, just like he did with Charlie centuries ago.
And, in one of those times where Vox had put his seed inside him, making him bleedâripping him apart and fixing him again, helpless because that was his punishment when it came to sinners, he has successfully gotten him pregnant.
Oh God, saying it out loud sounded even worse. He had paced around the room for hours, trying to make himself believe that it wasn't true, that he was not pregnant, less with Vox's child. Damn it all, Vox was a sinner! He couldn't fucking reproduce! Then, how?!
He stopped pacing and his hand slowly fell to his belly, fingers lightly trembling as he caressed it. Tears welled up in his eyes, threatening to fall at any moment. "Please, tell me you're not real. That it was just a fake positive or something, please, please..."
"What is just a fake positive?" The voice made Lucifer flinch, turning around almost instantly as his eyes widened, the usual fear clawing at his chest when it came to Vox's presence.
He was like a parasite, appearing from nowhere and crawling up into all those he wanted to, rotting their souls just to end up eating them as he pleased.
"N-nothing, I'm just... speaking to myself. Don't mind me." He mumbled, avoiding his eyes. But Vox didn't let that happen, moving one hand to lift his chin slightly as he cupped his cheek in a more gentle way. "Don'tâ"
"Shhh, don't be so scared, Lu. I'm not going to do anything to you." He replied quietly, giving him a small smile, seemingly innocent. Then, his eyes fell onto his belly, an almost imperceptible bump there. "When were you going to tell me the news?"
Lucifer froze, staring at him with wide eyes, unable to move. "I... no, it's not..." He stuttered, not knowing what to do or sayâthe news was still recent for comfort, he didn't even know if it was true or not.
"Shush. No need to lie to me," he replied with gentleness, one that Lucifer had stopped seeing a long while ago. "I'll take good care of you both, alright? My little heir will be taught everything I know."
He paused, then smiled a bit wider. "And you... are going to be my queen, my right hand." He ruffled his hair slowly, his antennas sparkling with barely held content. "You're mine now, Lu, and we'll live very comfortably here. No need to fear, you king will save you every single time."
No, he wanted to say. I want to go back home, I want to go back to my daughter.
But the words never escaped his mouth; instead turned into silent tears that ran through his cheeks as soon as Vox held him against his chest. It was gentle and loving, but also coated with deep possessiveness, a silent vow he could never escape from.
He was trapped, and this time, no matter what, the door would not open.
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