Spencer Lawrence when it comes to making the stupidest decision in this episode:
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Spencer Lawrence when it comes to making the stupidest decision in this episode:
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
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Top 10 Girlboss moments in HP!
Hermione putting Rita Skeeter in a jar (she was right to do that fight me)
Hermione blackmailing Rita into writing an interview with Harry where he explains his version of what happened to Cedric, making her publish it in The Quibbler with Luna's complicity, and organising The Hogwarts Resistance against Umbridge
Hermione time-travelling daily for the sole purpose of following more classes than was possible in a singular day (insane, so real), and basically saving Sirius's life
Hermione slapping Malfoy for insulting Hagrid, on the same day she quit Divination class for being lame and useless
Hermione figuring out that the Chamber of Secrets's monster was a Basilisk, and also Hermione figuring out that Lupin was a werewolf, and also Hermione figuring out Snape's riddle, and also Hermione figuring out that Prince was a last name and related to Eileen Prince,…
Ginny realising that she could have gone to the Yule Ball with Harry (since he didn't have anyone at this point to go with), but not saying anything because she had already said yes to Neville; similarly, Ginny defending Luna!
Ginny telling Ron to fuck aalllll the way off with his attitude re: her romantic relationships
Molly straight up murdering Bellatrix for threatening her daughter
McGonagall's "have a biscuit, Potter" moment
Lily standing up to both James AND Snape and not forgiving Snape when he was racist to her. Lily in general really - without her Harry would be dead, there wouldn't be a story!
Bonus that is a bit lowkey but a personal favourite: Helga Hufflepuff, according to the Sorting Hat, was the only one of the Hogwarts Founders who was willing to teach magic to any kid without condition ("i'll take the lot and teach them all the same", paraphrasing one of the song, i forget which one it is). Helga basically invented the concept of the republican, universal school, in the middle of the dark ages. I really love her for that.
how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
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I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
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Written by Frank Jacobs with art by Sam Vivano, "The Wizard of Odds," MAD #300.
The world knew him even back then. And yet he was elected twice.
One of the all-time great Mad Magazine gags
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.
y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren't you
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