Flailing Penguin

[daily-batty-dose]

My favourite kind of bat is the Hoary Bat! He always has a lil scream mouth so cute

I am cRYiNG look at it’s lil mouth jfc

[thunder--stone]

[observando]

[straightboyfriend]

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

[thebestoftumbling]

Don’t take chain-comments lightly. 

[catalanobreeze]

Why yes I DID watch this five times in a row.

Man, reading phone: “Write this on ten vines or you’ll get smooshed by a lion *pfft*”

Lion enters. Man: “Oh God it’s real! It’s real!”

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

@plantanarchy I don’t have the meme on hand

[plantanarchy]

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

Blessed image, happy holidays everyone

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

cuddling fairy wrens

reblog if u agree

[actualdogvines]

[grawly]

[weavemama]

PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!

These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW

[cliveguy]

sometimes you just need to wear all black, fling yourself onto a chaise lounge and wail dramatically in memory of oscar wilde

[pleasedontcutily]

[incorrectaceattorney]

Phoenix: I searched everywhere. Edgeworth: What…? Phoenix: I looked through hundreds of files. Searched my text messages. Phoenix: I even searched my wardrobe. Phoenix: …But I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion. Edgeworth: …

[thexfiles]

i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other” oh my god. Don’t fucking do that

[markv5]

Еще одно доказательство того, что коты - это жидкость…

[jaoxn]

He help water the plant

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via spacecatpics)

[hopelesswhoremantic]

I took it upon myself to rename a few animals accordingly