I'm straight please don't kill me

God has forsaken me

[voskhodart]

Turning heavenward.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

[dduane]

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[ayy-junipei]

SunderStar

[flakeybitsus]

Every now and again you're just peacefully scrolling when you see something so surreal and unmoored in reality that it's just been burned into your memory like beholding the Face of God on your morning walk.

[radiofreederry]

[erarg]

i'm glad everyone in the world is so stupid

[poly-walnuts]

[fleshdyketwo]

me: ugh why am i always coughing and sneezing when im in this room? and my eyes are always irritated too

the despicable mold spore:

[hungry-skeleton]

Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

[hungry-skeleton]

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH

[jame7t]

i missed bad comic day

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[malinastharlock]

[girlnephew]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[british-catgirl]

yes

[malinastharlock]

[kushblazer666]

[bigg-snot]

I’ll choose cold pressed OJ over Tropicanas “from concentrate” fucking BS.

[kushblazer666]

I’ll choose a perfect medium rare wagyu ribeye over a cold mcdouble i picked up off the ground in a gas station

[scribblehooves]

I have made peace with the fact my comics will never reach the emotional depths of Tails Gets Trolled.

[scribblehooves]

Look at this. These are only tiny bits and they blow anything I got out of the water!!!

[radiofreederry]

[pissvortex]