they don’t ask how, they ask how many

sheridan | 26 | 🇨🇦 | she/her emotionally invested in too many sports teams

[flamesleafsjetscanes]

an introduction to me

hi, i’m sheridan!

📍 manitoba, canada 🇨🇦

pronouns are she/her/hers

somehow a 26 year old adult

neurodivergent (diagnosed adhd and probable autism)

bisexual 🏳️‍🌈

virgo sun ♍️ / taurus moon ♉️ / scorpio rising ♏️

woman in the male dominated field of trades

@sheridanrene on twitter / instagram

despite the url, this is not strictly a hockey blog, but just a collection of my various interests into one giant disaster instead of being neatly organized into sideblogs

blog title is from this scene in letterkenny

askbox + messages are always open, i’m super socially awkward but always down to chat or make friends!

my (not very organized) tagging system is under the cut! (work in progress)

teams i cheer for + liveblog tags

nhl / hockey / sheridan watches hockey

calgary flames / flames lb

toronto maple leafs / leafs lb

winnipeg jets / jets lb

carolina hurricanes / canes lb

nfl + cfl / football / sheridan watches football

cincinnati bengals / bengals lb

winnipeg blue bombers / blue bombers lb

mlb / baseball / sheridan watches baseball

toronto blue jays / blue jays lb

other frequently used tags

sheridan rambles - basically me talking to myself

answered - responding to asks

q - posts from the queue

good things - random stuff that amuses me

[view-from-up-here]

[mihnyards]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[s-ccaam-era]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[kosmogrl]

[justanotherass]

[seabassapologist]

[fairycosmos]

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

[raevenlywrites]

World is hard, scary, confusing

Needs not being met

Little to no control over my environment

Overwhelmed and need some release

Desperately want a nap

Yeah, that checks out

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[backstepping]

[caffeineecold]

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

[flamesleafsjetscanes]

everything seems to be going wrong lately and today alone has really just added to the fucking shit pile that i call my life

7 more hours of work until i can go home and have my inevitable breakdown in peace while i shower

[greenmantle]

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[bringiton]

She's the Man (2006), dir. Andy Fickman.

[stuckinapril]

the power of just reacting to things with “whatever.” insurmountable

[pyotrkochetkov]

@Canes: A little work before the weekend 💪

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[zegalba]

light pillars are vertical beam of light that appears above or below a light source, caused by the reflection of light from small ice crystals in the atmosphere or high-altitude clouds.