babydoll_forbes
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
🪼
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.

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@flaminghot2
babydoll_forbes
She still won
Inbox me some kinky questions <3
Kinky Questions
1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter - good or bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when…
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: handcuffs, rope, or other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t cum:
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.”
33: What is your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex [For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to.”]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vulva, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: If you had a vulva, what would you name it?
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vulva?
78: If you had a penis/pussy for a day, what are five things you would do?
This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.
Bitch. WHAT!
Well lets do it
nervous
GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT
more nervous than before
Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU
less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)
We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!
coming out
g… go back in
coming out more
you’re doing great fish
NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY
stop you’ll scare him
Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH
nervous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are
NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH
FISH IS WEIRD
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN
not nervous
PLEASE be nervous again
not gonna be nervous anymore
proud of u fish you’re doing amazing
…i’m out
I don’t know how I feel about this
if I can’t unsee this, so cant you
They
They what
What
PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?
nothing will ever top this
“There are so many theories about you and I, you know.” “Idle gossip.” “Archaeology.” “Same thing.”
I hope everyone has a happy holidays 💖💖💖
except for trump supporters and neo nazis
gifs don’t do this scene justice
gifs don’t do this scene justice
I'll miss you all
Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.