Flank Lurker

Cypher/Omen/Skye simp. here for sweet sweet valo content and critical role hell, rogue/cleric/bard main, REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOSED Fuck around and send in imagines/hc requests for the protocol (xreader, xOC, xcharacter all welcome!) and I'll do my best Loz she/they Not Always Safe For Work (NSFW), not a minor

[flanklurker]

Valorant Request Info !REQUESTS CLOSED!

I realised I don't have like a set of guidelines and everyone's been super kind with their requests so without further ado:

I write:

Character x reader

Character x OC

Character x character

For all valorant characters

Headcanons and scenarios

Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, all the usuals

Multiple characters is fine! They may be slightly shorter if there are multiple characters just for time's sake

NSFW hehe

Canon-compliant and AU both fine!

I don't write:

For other fandoms right now

Longer form pieces

Anything dicey (underage, non-con etc.)

General policies:

My default is SFW unless specifically requested

Readers are assumed at least 18+

I always write gender neutral unless otherwise specified

Cypher is the love of my life and every like on my post is another kiss for him <3

Please feel free to send in an ask if there's anything you wanna clarify!

[mugiwara-lucy]

With Kamala/Walz going up DAILY, I've seen more people talking about voting third party/Jill Stein (EW) and I believe the above screencaps from @three--rings can explain WHY Third Party votes NEVER work NOR is this the election to screw around in.

Everyone....like she says above.....PLEASE LEARN FROM HISTORY!!!

(Because if Trump gets in, he's NEVER LEAVING).

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

[caitmayart]

in response to the Among Us and CR collab

enjoy the stupidity of my brain

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[marlynnofmany]

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don’t like chain letter bullshit but I do like reblogging pictures of snakes

[screenshotsofdespair]

[retroactivebakeries]

[giant-runt-winter]

No better feeling in the world than when your pet comes to hang out with you 💙

[thehotgirlproject]

Moved to tears by the size of the lass

[maybethings]

*slaps back of pidge* this good bird can fit so much cooing in it

[naamahdarling]

Put sound on the cooing is delightful and the SPAP sound of thumping this giant bird is incredible.

[phantomrose96]

A fascist is a leftist's second-worst enemy, right behind a leftist's true worst enemy, which is a slightly-different leftist who holds 94% of the same political views.

[queerpeers]

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

[queerpeers]

the short trans men hear you. the trans men with bottom growth—or who are post-phalloplasty—hear your bad jokes about small dicks. the trans men undergoing hrt who are losing their hair hear you talk shit about bald spots.

[queerpeers]

also, hot take, you should care about not hurting random cis men in addition to not hurting trans men. like just because some guy is being an asshole online doesn’t mean the thousands of young boys reading your comments about someone with their same acne deserved it. i don’t care what your reason is, even if you think someone is bad enough to warrant being bullied, who gave you permission to hurt the innocent bystander?

[queerpeers]

hey y’all should spread this version bc some people need to hear this context

[forwantofacalling]

[catchymemes]

[aeliad]

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

[wiseacrewhimsy]

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

[the-geek-cornucopia]

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

[pluts04]

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

[samsaragalasinzaraxazeal]

Reblogged him, bout time I got to reblog her.

[distortedampersand]

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[autistic-af]

Do One or More Then Reblog For Others:

Unclench your jaw.

Sit up straight...maybe stretch, too

Get something to drink (do it before hitting this button)

Get something to eat (anything. All food is good. Get it first.)

Take your meds (go take them before reblogging so you don't forget!)

Clean up the area around you real quick. You'll feel better.

Change the music to something you enjoy. You deserve to be happy.

Pause for a moment. You've been doing so much.

Just want to pass this on? That's okay, too.

Voting ended onMay 23, 2024

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

queer platonic polycule whose primary purpose is to allow us to afford a house

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some couples have sex; we do sunday potluck and take turns walking each other's dogs

[deadpansasser]

[florascythe]

[grison-in-space]

Y'all know this is literally why and how eusocuality (and more broadly, cooperative breeding as humans do it) generally evolves, right? You see it in generally monogamous species where survival alone (or successfully rearing offspring alone) is sufficiently difficult and exhausting that it's frankly worth it to just give up and devote your resources to family rather than dispersing into their own reproductive units. Even on much shorter time scales, you'll see shifts in species' strategies from more dispersed to more collective living with more individuals choosing to remain nonreproductive or delaying reproduction before dispersal.

what I'm saying is that the more inhospitable the economic/social/political/literal climate gets, the more often you'll see groups of people rafting themselves together like this. and that's both a perfectly fine way to set up a life and a family—honestly it's also my own personal preference—and also a response to an increasingly difficult environment, which is worth being aware of.

[stuckinapril]

are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

[stuckinapril]

this is not just "look out the window and sigh" longing. i'm talking you're at the grocery store and you're suddenly hit w a wave of grief bc you don't have it. you don't have whatever it is you ache so badly to have. you go about your everyday life and yet it throbs under your skin moment by moment, almost as though it has a life of its own. that's the kind of longing i mean.

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,