hello vonnie
will byers stan first human second
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
occasionally subtle
JVL
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE
Kiana Khansmith
Kaledo Art
Peter Solarz
Keni
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styofa doing anything
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@flannelweasel
one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
they slayed
I love that a lion with an eagle's head and wings is such a well-known mythical beast but apparently the English language can only agree on a grand total of 3 out of 7 letters in its name.
Regex that ought to match (most) spelling variations of this mythical beast's name:
gr[iuy](?:ff|ph)[eioy]n
I write it either as gryffin or griffin
But
Gruphon, gryffon, griphen (sounds like the plane, grippen, lmao), gruffin and others would be enlightened spellings
@artemisonahunt this one is for you
@a-book-of-creatures
My beautiful daughter Grypheighn
Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space
DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!
ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office
I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?
oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......
I have a few jokes so I'm gonna bullet point them.
Everyone's taking pictures of giant squid and don't have time to hunt for Bigfoot anymore
There's lots of giant squid but only one Bigfoot. It's Bigfoot, not bigfeet.
Giant squid are eating the bigfoots
OUR ABSOLUTE ROBINS, OUR MECHA PILOTS!
stephhmmnnnffghngh
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
Year Of The Honse 🎠
>Use PENIS on WIFE
"It's locked."
>Examine WIFE
"She's laying there so beautifully..."
>Examine WIFE LOCK
"Looks like she's wearing some kind of CHASTITY CAGE. I'll need to find the key."
>Check KEYRING
Keyring: House key, bird cage key, garage key, basement key
>Ask WIFE
"What's up, darling? Don't you want to sex me?"
>CHASTITY KEY
"Oh, that... I think I saw it in the ATTIC. Better hurry before I'm out of the mood."
>Open ATTIC DOOR
"That door is locked."
>Examine ATTIC DOOR
"The entrance to my attic. I locked it up since the knob is faulty and the door kept opening by itself."
You hear a faint noise beyond the door.
>Examine NOISE
"Hm. Sounds like something is scratching around in there. Maybe a raccoon got inside somehow?"
>Search
Where do you want to search?
>ATTIC DOOR
"I think I left the key... Aha! Right above the doorframe."
ATTIC KEY added to you INVENTORY.
>Examine ATTIC KEY
"There is no ATTIC KEY here..."
>Check ATTIC KEY
"I don't have an ATTIC KEY on me." (You can see what kind of KEYS you have by checking your KEY RING.)
>Use ATTIC KEY on ATTIC DOOR
"There. Open."
An ENTITY stares at you.
>Examine ENTITY
"Woah... That thing's freaky. Is it dangerous?"
The ENTITY appears to be clutching a SMALL KEY.
>Examine SMALL KEY
"That's the key to my wife's CHASTITY CAGE."
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!
Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.
Got a hold of the older children/teen and adult versions of this chart. Vaccines for everyone!
You all may be sick of me banging on this drum but I got whooping cough in my mid/late 20s because I had no idea I needed an adult booster and I coughed so hard I broke my rib. And guess what? Then I got to keep coughing that hard, but now with a broken rib.
Please get your boosters.
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
Teto!!
Ideas are always welcome! Ideas are free to use.
Hehe how fun
