hockey hotdish

gav | he/they | wild/leafs/habs/vgk | thorns/liverpool | mariners 4ever | various other teams sometimes | if there was a 'too many teams' penalty call, that's me | follows/replies etc from altschmerzes (main)

[sequestering]

Phantom of the Rink by Stephen Smith (October 2016) in the Literary Review of Canada

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

[ruslanfedotenko]

Minnesota Wild vs. Dallas Stars Game 5 Post-Game

[liefallow]

[himbeaux-on-ice]

NOT THE FIX YOU FOR THE PREGAME AMV

[lovethygoalie]

[flaticeball]

[filthyjanuary]

it is in fact so serious they got pilots announcing the habs score while in flight

[girljeremystrong]

"Yes, praise be to the underdogs and those who worship in the church of slim chances. I haven’t fully let go of the childlike simplicity that pulls me away from the odds and whispers to my most cynical corners that anyone, anywhere can win."

There's Always This Year by Hanif Abdurraqib

[lovethygoalie]

next game is either going to be another barnburner or the most disciplined game these teams have played in their lives and i cant tell which is the funnier option

[flaticeball]

rips open jacket to reveal t-shirt reading I <3 MY NORMAL HOCKEY TEAM

[goalplz]

“this is inexplicable” to you. to the enlightened mind moose shorty makes the most sense in the whole wide world

[babygirlspurgeon]

[flaticeball]

someone just olé'd on the street outside my apartment in london, ontario. god bless sports.

[habitant]

phil with a great save | R1G6 TBL@MTL 01/05/2026

[top-cheese]

[kevingorg]

LOVE IS REAL AND IT IS IN MINNESOTA

[flaticeball]

when i say the pan up to mikko's jersey in the rafters knocked me FLAT