Ashu Tings

Tumblr is where I like to come to waste my time and by the looks of it, thats exactly why you're here as well. Enjoy :)

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !"

"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"

CHARACTER ADDED!

Screaming Joe

[leafcabbage]

[dailyclassicart]

Miho Ichise - "The Last Sunbathing of the Day" (2021)

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[bebs-art-gallery]

“BACK WHEN TIME DIDN’T MATTER” — AN OIL PAINTING BY RIONA

[kosmogrl]

when not to think about the passage of time/your life:

- sundays

- end of the year

- your bday/the days leading up to it

[metamorphesque]

— Natalie Diaz, Manhattan Is a Lenape Word

[kosmogrl]

[scorpionlafemme]

I’m ready for it all.

[icaseybaybee]

[t-hiswifey]

[cyberxbattalion]

[keepasteadyhustle]

[mmaisonnnn]

[be-humble-deactivated20200323]

your comedy level is more important than your beauty