Aaaaaaaaay

Greetings, I am just a noob getting through life by this lame blog.She/her pronouns.

[punlich]

You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die

[cineastette]

one of the oitnb writers has waited a lifetime to say their piece on red velvet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise

[thirst-empress-deactivated20170]

What the fuck, Piper?

-everyone watching season 3 of Orange Is The New Black (via thirst-empress)

[flawless-noob]

That awkward moment when you are being blackmailed by your mum

[tsunflowers]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

[ahsunflower]

going out for a cheeky nandos with the lads #archbishopofbanterbury

[sarcastic-mumble]

We have all learned to kill our dreams |-/

[legalmexican]

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

[swordarmsaxelegs]

The ride home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there. When you take in a new memory your brains “slows down” to process it and write as much information as possible. When you’ve already experienced something it doesn’t have as much to remember.

[anmesiac]

wait so is time essentially an illusion??

[swordarmsaxelegs]

Yes.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

yeah im sorry i dont need this right now it’s 10pm i’m procrastinating studying for a final and i just need you to stop there for a sec if that’s okay with you

[jasmine-flwrs-deactivated201906]

My cat’s first car ride

[peachfuzz-jpg]

when u desperate and putin standing infront of u 

[sarcastic-mumble]

I’m a goner, somebody catch my breath.

[crunchynut]

‘untitled, 2015′

[ahsunflower]

i’d revise ur biology ;) 

haha i’m going to fail all my exams 

[semeiya]

*whispers* Eurovision is coming

[caloriq]

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

[peterquillsdickmessage]

This is getting out of hand. The lads are demanding a new level of cheeky. And Nandos can’t provide.

[weakribena]

If you say ‘cheeky nandos’ three times into a mirror a 19 year old British man with an ice gem haircut and clothes from primark will come out of the mirror and scream BANTER in your face