hold me like a knife

tess | ♉ | 30-something she/they with a bad attitude 🐈‍⬛🪻 | previously kikimoras-little-schemes

[fleuramancer]

fam i got stung by a yellow jacket for the first time about 36 hours ago and now i cannot sleep for the Itchiness. im in hell

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[ownedbythevoid]

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

[weaver-z]

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[kittythelitter]

Thinking about Check, Please! x Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Books crossover so all my beloved gay hockey blorbos can interact. The main conflict is that only one Broody Hockey Legend can be the first openly gay (or bi) nhl/mlh hockey player to come out by kissing his boyfriend at center ice after winning the Stanley Cup. So who gets the honor?

Which Hockey Blorbo should be the first to come out by kissing his bf at center ice after winning the Stanley cup?

Jack Laurent Zimmerman

Scott Hunter

Both at the same time?*

Voting ended onJan 14

*One of them would have to switch to be on the other's team so they can both have won the Stanley Cup.

If you pick both please add how you think it would work logistically lmao.

[maxanor]

You don't see that every day. Pretty big night for hockey. And listen to that crowd! They're loving this! Good for him! Good for Scott Hunter!

HEATED RIVALRY | Season 1, Episode 5, "I'll Believe in Anything"

[texasbama]

Heated Rivalry 1.05 'I'll Believe in Anything'

[hudsonswilliams]

[emziess]

François Arnaud as Scott Hunter Heated Rivalry, S01E03

[gallifreyburning]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[youcancallmeaphrodite]

spotted in virginia

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[visenyaism]

j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

[turnabout]

“qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” is gonna stay with me for a minute.

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[corsolanite]

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

[rain-droplet]

don’t click off after it hurts you, please

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[malibuklaus]