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torstherapy

tinsnip

Per @spoonstrek

escuerzoresucitado

clownboybebop

Did they let the fucking guy out

antimony-ore

doubleca5t

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

ihearttoys

I thought they were in the lower levels of the X-Mansion

inshallah he will be drank

vixensdungeon

You know how real-world religions have all sorts of heresies and schisms that would make great fodder for world-building in D&D, except the way gods work kinda makes it not work?

The perceived issue is that a heretical cleric would simply lose their spellcasting, making it obvious they were wrong. And you certainly couldn't have a Good religion give rise to an Evil inquisition, right?

One solution is to take the Eberron approach where the existence of the gods is not a certainty, and all clerics might just be drawing their actual power from space rocks. But did you know there's actually an old rule in the game that you can use to mitigate this issue without changing the fundamental way deities function? Don't worry, this is one that ports super easy into any edition of the game, though you'll have to adjust things a bit for 4th.

Your deity only grants you 6th and 7th level spells. And, umm, I guess 8th and 9th level ones in editions that have those. 3rd-5th level spells come from the deity's servitors, who might have their own ideas about their superior's agenda. 1st-2nd level spells? Those you get just from knowing the proper religious rites, and the spells just sort of coalesce from the ambient divinity particles or something.

So there you have it, even a truly heretical priest still has divine miracles they can perform to grow their heretical flock. You might not be raising the dead, but charming snakes ain't nothing to sneeze at.

#d&d #ttrpg

things-that-are-not-true

its called a millipede because it has a million legs

trans-girl-nausicaa

it’s called a centipede because it’s worth ¢1

fandom-man

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Doesn't seem it's working! Undeterred geese!🎵

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

oberonsson

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019

😮

garrettauthor

Oh NO.

treacleaergia

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

dirtyriver

Alicia Archer

ex-sang-uination

my bi heart………

ohmightysmiter

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

hrefnatheravenqueen

nyx-belial

*dies*

garrettauthor

Oh shit.

notlostonanadventure

GAY KNIGHTS

unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva

Fellas I’m real gay

thecarrott

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

0hheytherebigbadwolf

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

rockitcat

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

targetedknowledge

alex-and-nova420

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

thoughtportal

general relativity for babies

thelittleblackfox

babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone

thesweetiepienovels

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today.