emily

🏳️‍⚧️ | it/its or she/her | a doll, sometimes | acekink | 19

[fahadaccount]

feeling unwanted changes u a lot, tbh

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[tittylovingfoxgirl]

you're welcome to stare but i'll be doing the same ^w^

sorry for the late tummy posting, we were busy celebrating our 1 year anniversary with our partner last night

[tittylovingfoxgirl]

oh and mutuals can dm for more tattoo/girlcock pics :3

vvv tags vvv

@livid-corvids-hoard 💜🩵💜🩵

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[shencomix]

YIPPEE!!!

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[zeitghost]

Frito lay corporation died so pjackk could live. A life for a pig iron piece of shit life

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[lierabee]

awawa

[viralfrog]

[virtualgirladvance]

welcome back Shaolin Soccer(2001) we missed you

[courtesycalling]

[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[nationwidedornermoment]

[datura-inoxia]

AGUANTE EL PESCADOR CHUPA PIJA LOCOOO 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Que grande amigo, agarraste el último zodape de la tierra, te banco mil.

[strangegutz]

Little Menaces - Angel Kiana

OOAK handmade art doll

[esthermika]

the scared pervert wants to ask you to hold her hand, but she's stuttering so bad she can't get the question out

[dogpuppy]